Komi S02E03 - NF vs. ION
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MISSION 52\N"IT'S JUST A THOUGHT."
Who can answer this question?
Who can answer this question?
Komi.
Komi.
Actually, Ushiroda.
Actually, let's go with Ushiroda.
Yes, sir. The Treaty of Portsmouth.
Yes, sir. The Treaty of Portsmouth.
Yes, that's right.
That's correct.
-Hey, uh. It's not bullying, you know?\N-Open page 125.
Uh, I'm sure the teacher wasn't trying to be mean.
-It's more like the opposite.\N-It'll be on the test so take note.
Open page 125.
-BREAK TIME\N-Sports Day.
It's more like he's trying to help you out.
And the culture festival.
It'll be on the test so take note.
Sports Day...
and the culture festival.
It's all so nostalgic.
It's all so nostalgic.
I don't want to study.
I don't wanna study.
Those are your true feelings.
So that's the truth.
It's almost winter break, right?
It's almost winter break, right?
Yes, it is. I can't wait!
That's right! I'm so stoked!
Komi, where do you want to go?
Komi, where do you want to go?
I can't miss out on winter sports so how about we go up to the mountains.
Oh and don't forget about the new game releases—
Heh heh.
Heh heh.
"Are you reading my mind?"
"You're reading my mind aren't you?\N I can tell. Heh heh."
"I know you are. Heh heh."
That's what her face says.
That's what that face says.
Oh! P.E.'s next.
Oh! Next is gym class!
Let's go, Komi.
Let's go, Komi.
What's up, Nakanaka?
Wh-What's the matter, Nakanaka?
Urk!
Urk!
Mwah-ha-ha!
Mwah-ha-ha!
Tadano! You are\Nsupposedly good at reading minds.
Tadano, even as someone\N renowned for their mind reading skills,
But it looks like you failed to read mine!
it seems you cannot make sense of mine,\N for I have far surpassed humanity!
Um, you're trying to trick me\Nby assuming I can read minds
Huh? Is this where you accuse me \Nof being a mind reader
and thinking,\N"You're reading my mind," right?
while thinking to yourself, "You're reading my mind"?
How did you know?
Huh? How did you know?!
SUDDENLY FEELS EMBARRASSED.
Tadano understands what it's like\Nto have an overactive imagination.
Tadano understands what it's like\Nto have an overactive imagination.
I see.
I see.
You want to know what Komi is thinking?
So you want to know what Komi is thinking?
Yes.
That's right.
As Komi's sworn ally,
As Komi's sworn ally,
I must learn to\Nunderstand Komi's feelings.
I must learn to understand Komi's feelings.
And as someone who can read her mind,
So I've decided to ask you,
Tada… you…
Tada—
I thought I'd ask for help.
Since you can read her thoughts and all.
You can call me whatever you like.
You can call me whatever you like.
Let me think.
Well to be honest,
Even I don't know exactly…
it's not like I can read her mind exactly—
Your methods. Teach them to me too.
You will teach me your ways.
She's here.
She's here.
Alright. Let's observe some scenarios
Alright. Let's practice with some scenarios\N and we can try to guess what Komi is thinking.
and try to guess what Komi is thinking.
Sounds fun! Tadano had\N a somewhat good idea for once.
That's a good idea! How unlike you.
For once?
Unlike?
Alright, put the balls away.
Clean up the balls!
Ah you don't have to, I'll take it for you!
Hey, that's alright.
I'll do it for you!
Got it!
Got it!
Yeaaaahhhh!
Yeaaaahhhh!
Now, what is Komi thinking?
So, what is Komi thinking now?
Are you kidding? That's too easy!
Are you kidding? This one's easy-peasy.
"I'm free of a boring task.\NWhere's Yamai?"
"Now that I'm free of such a banal task, where's Yamai?"
-Right?\N-Wrong!
Right?
Where did you get that cue card?
Not quite.
Here I am! Komi!
And where did that erase board come from?
"Very good, peasant."
Here I am, Komi!
Wrong. You have a cue card too.
"Good work, peasant."
-The answer is, "I want to tidy up too!"\N-FEELS GUILTY
Not quite. You have one of those too, huh?
The answer is, "I want to tidy up too!"
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Probably.
I think so.
Komi, can I borrow\Nyour electronic dictionary?
Komi, can I borrow your electronic dictionary?
10 MINUTES LATER
Here's what I said next...
And then…
Guess what she's thinking now.
Okay, now try it with this situation.
"Quit your yapping and give me back my dictionary."
"Shut up and give back my dictionary."
Am I Right?
-Right?\N-Wrong.
Not even close! B-But \Nthat is what I would think if it were me.
But I agree with you.
"They're talking, so it's hard to approach them."
"They're talking, so it's hard\Nto approach them." Totally.
Correct?
That's part of it.
That is part of it. You're very close.
-Very close.\N-What?
I was?
The answer is,\N"Are they gossiping about me?"
The answer is, "Are they gossiping about me?"
Wow! A rainbow! There's a huge rainbow!
Wow! A rainbow! There's a huge rainbow!
Let's see! Where is it?
Where? I wanna see!
Wow, it's huge!
Wow, it's gigantic!
This is an easy one. Give it a try.
This is an easy one. Give it a try.
"I'll do what Yamai does,
"I'll do what Yamai does, and take a picture of the rainbow for social media.
and take a picture of the rainbow\Nfor social media.
Oh, I should tell Yamai my account!"
Oh, I should tell Yamai my account!"
-Yeah!\N-Nope.
Right?
Wrong again.
Are you doing this on purpose?
Are you doing this on purpose?
Heh.
Tsk.
"Who cares about social media?\NDon't post pictures of the sky, dirtbags."
"Who cares about social media?\NDon't post pointless pictures of the sky, dirtbags."
That's just your personal opinion!
That's just your personal opinion...!
Wrong.
Wrong...
-Huh? What do you mean?\N-DIRTBAGS?
What ever could you be implying, Nakanaka?
The War of the Women\Nis breaking out again.
The war between the girls is getting reignited again.
She doesn't fuss!
She's not affected one bit!
Even if a huge rainbow appears,\NKomi doesn't fuss!
Even if a huge rainbow appears, \Nit doesn't faze her one bit!
Komi's a much bigger person\Nthan that rainbow!
Komi's existence transcends mere rainbows!
Wrong.
Wrong.
KOMI WANTS TO GO SEE IT\NBUT CAN'T JOIN THE GROUP.
Work with your group to make the dish.
-HOME ECONOMICS\N-Work with your group to make the dish.
Komi, you wash the vegetables.
Komi, you wash the vegetables.
-Huh? Komi?\N-Okay, how about this…
Huh? Komi?
Okay, how about this…
Hey!
Hey!
"I'm thinking about the next step\Nin the recipe." This is it!
"I'm thinking about the next step in the recipe."
"I don't know the next step\Nin the recipe." It's gotta be this.
For sure.
Huh? Komi's good at cooking, you know.
No no, it's "I don't know the next step."
Huh? Whatever!
Right?
Huh? I'll have you know Komi's a great cook.
Huh? How would I know that?
The answer is,\N"Thinking about the rainbow."
The answer is,\N"Thinking about the rainbow."
-DIDN'T GET TO SEE IT.\N-She was still stuck on that!
She was still stuck on that!
"I want to eat Yamai's home cooking!"
"I want to eat Yamai's home cooking!"
"I want to invite Nakanaka to eat!"
"I want to invite Nakanaka for lunch!"
"I want to be with Yamai!"
"I want to be with Yamai!"
"I wonder where Nakanaka is?"
"I wonder where Nakanaka is?"
"I love Yamai!"
"I love Yamai!"
"I want to play games with…"
"I want to play games with—"
I'm the one who knows Komi best.
I understand Komi better than you.
I've hung out with Komi alone you know.
I've hung out with Komi alone you know.
Neither of you have gotten one right yet.
Well, neither of you have gotten one right yet.
K-Komi!
K-K-K-K-Komi!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
K-K-K-K-Komi!
K-K-K-K-Komi!
K-K-K-K-Komi!
K-K-K-K-Komi!
What? What indeed.
What? What indeed.
We just happened to be walking together.
We just happened to be walking together.
-Don't misunderstand.\N-Yeah!
Don't misunderstand.
Yeah!
"I noticed that you were watching me."
"I noticed that you were watching me."
"You were having fun talking, too."
"You were having fun talking, too."
It's over.
It's over.
-She's angry!\N-She's totally angry!
She's angry!
We didn't mean anything bad…
She's totally angry!
We didn't mean anything bad—
by it.
by it.
WANTS TO JOIN IN.
Since we're all here,
Since we're all here.
let's go to a cafe after school.
Let's go to a cafe after school.
Why?
Why?
-NOD\N-Is it really okay?
Why?
Is it really okay?
Is it really okay?
At the very least let me pay for yours!
At the very least let me pay for yours!
No, I'll pay! Let me pay!
No, I'll pay! It's on me!
-Me!\N-No, me!
Me!
NOBODY HAS TO PAY FOR ME.\NJUST STOP FIGHTING.
No, me!
Okay.
Okay.
KOMI! ME! KOMI! ME!
Okay.
MISSION 53\N"IT'S JUST A FANTASY, PART 2."
Several days after,\N"Of all the girls in our class, who would you date?"
Several days after,\N"Of all the girls, who would you date?"
The boys have reconvened.
The boys got together again.
It's time for the second session of\N"Of all the girls in our class, who would you date?"
The second round of\N"Of all the girls, who would you date?"
Shall we begin?
Shall we begin?
They're back at it?
This again?
We failed to reach a conclusion last time.
We failed to reach a conclusion last time.
Everyone thought about it at home,\Nand we put something together.
But after much contemplation at home, \Nthe time is finally upon us for redemption.
We've finally made a Komi episode!
A Komi episode is finally complete!
Let's watch, along with two more episodes!
Let's watch, along with two new episodes!
WOW!
Part of me is looking forward to this!
Part of me is looking forward to this!
OF ALL THE GIRLS, WHO WOULD YOU DATE?\NONEMINE VERSION
I'm so glad the weather is nice today.
I'm so glad the weather is nice.
Yeah, me too!
Yeah!
Ta-da! I made us lunch!
Ta-da! I made a picnic lunch!
And then silence! She just gazes at me lovingly.
Not a word!\NI love how she does that silently!
She has immense sisfeel!
She has immense big sister vibes.
Onemine is the picture of stability.
Onemine is the picture of stability.
OF ALL THE GIRLS, WHO WOULD YOU DATE?\NOTORI VERSION
I'm home.
I'm home.
Welcome back!
Welcome back!
Do you want dinner?
Do you want dinner?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
I made a terrible mistake at work.
I made a terrible mistake at work.
I'm done for.
I'm done for.
There, there.
There, there.
It's alright.
It's alright.
You'll be okay.
Everything will be alright.
-Whoa.\N-I'm gonna cry.
Oh man...
I think I'm gonna cry...
I wish she was my mom!
I wish she was my mom!
Those guys must be so tired.
Those guys must be so tired.
OF ALL THE GIRLS, WHO WOULD YOU DATE?\NKOMI VERSION
Huh? The era changed.
The era has changed!
In other words, that will lead to the fall of the Shogunate.
Anyway, that's going to happen\Nto overthrow the shogunate.
Is that so?
My liege.
I see.
I see.
And when that happens,
And when that happens,
Japan will have a bright future.
Japan will have a bright future ahead.
Yes.
Indeed.
What an empty conversation…
What a nothing conversation.
This is an investigation!
You are all under arrest!
Who goes there?!
Who goes there?!
Save your breath!
Save your breath!
A windmill!
A pinwheel!
My husband is not\Ngoing to meet his end here.
My husband is not going to meet his end here.
Escape while you can.
I advise you escape while you can.
O-Osho!
O-Osho!
I'll be the one to face you.
I will be your opponent.
I'll take several heads
Prepare to have your heads
before you go.
sent tumbling to the ground.
A period drama was the only way\NI could imagine being with Komi.
A period drama was the only way\NI could imagine being with Komi.
You did what you could.
You did what you could.
Alright, so who do you want to date?
Alright, so who would you date?
I'd like someone who's like a buddy.
I'd like someone who's like a buddy.
But I also want a video game partner.
But a person to play games with would also be good.
But it's gotta be…
But in the end, it's gotta be…
Ko…
Ko—
Meeting adjourned!
Meeting adjourned!
Fantasies must be done\Nin secret (from girls).
Fantasies must be done in secret (from girls).
BOY'S FANTASY EPISODE RANKING\NNUMBER 1: NAKANAKA!
NOT THAT I CARE!\N(CARES A LITTLE)
Deep, dark, glimmering hair.
Deep, dark, glimmering hair.
Clear skin without a single blemish.
Clear skin without a single blemish.
At once both like a regal empress\Nand a mother goddess.
At once both like a regal empress\Nand a motherly goddess.
An absolutely incomparable presence.
An absolutely incomparable presence.
Komi.
Komi.
Even she…
Even she…
-GURGLE\N-PUNCH!
sometimes sleeps in and misses breakfast.
…sometimes sleeps in and misses breakfast.
My name is Katai Makoto.
LUNCH BREAK
My name is Makoto Katai.
My hobby is sewing patchwork.
My hobby is sewing patchwork.
The other day, I made my first friend.
The other day, I made my first friend.
And I met Commu, a mentor for\Ncommunication, which I find difficult.
And I also met Commu, my mentor\N to help me with the art of communication.
My high school life is going smoothly!
My high school life is going smoothly!
Today I'm going to invite Tadano to lunch.
Today I'm going to invite Tadano to lunch.
Watch me, Mentor.
Watch me, Mentor.
-LEER\N-SHIVER
Here I go.
Here I go.
I've thought of the perfect line\Nfor inviting him to lunch.
I've thought of the perfect line\Nfor inviting him to lunch.
-That was nice of the literature teacher…\N-Tadano, hey.
That was nice of the literature teacher—
Oh no! Was that too casual?\NI'm acting friendly!
Hey, Tadano.
But maybe a little too familiar?
Oh no! Was that too casual?
Maybe it's a bit too soon?
Hello.
Hello.
What's up, Katai?
Wh-What's up, Katai?
I forgot my line!
I forgot what I was gonna say!
Commu is watching me.
Commu is watching me.
-She really is scary.\N-STARE
She really is scary.
Are you alright?
A-Are you alright?
I think he wants to eat lunch together.
I think he wants to eat lunch together.
Was I going to ask him to eat outside?
Was I going to ask him to eat outside?
No, it's cold outside.
No way, it's too cold out.
But in class with everyone watching…\NWhat if he's annoyed?
But in the classroom everyone would be watching…\NWhat if I'm annoying him?
Anyway I have to find the words. Uh…
Just say something, quick! Uh… Uh...
Let's take a walk.
Let's take this outside.
EVERYONE'S FEELINGS INCLUDING KATAI.
Now I've done it.
Now I've done it.
That was so rude of me.
That was so rude of me.
I wish there was a hole\NI could crawl into.
I wish I could crawl into a hole and stay there.
Sorry, I'm gonna go today.
Sorry, I'm gonna eat outside today.
YOU'RE GOING?!
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen?
-Hey!\N-Huh?
Hey!
Huh?
Hey, Katai!
Hey, Katai!
A miracle?
A miracle?
LUNCH
Wow! Lunch with a friend.
Wow! Lunch with a friend.
It's a dream come true!
It's a dream come true!
I'm sure my mentor\Nmust have said something.
I'm sure my mentor must have said something.
-Go to him!\N-Mentor!
Go to him!
Thank you my ment…
Mentor!
-Mentor! Why did you come?\N-WORRIED ABOUT TADANO.
Thank you ment—
Oh, I know.
Mentor! Why did you come too?
Eating lunch together isn't the goal.
Oh, right.
Having fun together\Nand getting closer as friends is the goal!
It's not just about eating lunch together.
The goal is to have fun together\Nand get closer as friends!
She's watching over me.
She's watching over me.
I can do it!
I've got this. Just you watch!
Let's eat!
Let's eat!
Wow. Katai, your lunch looks good!
Wow. Katai, your lunch looks good!
Did your mom make it for you?
Did your mom make it for you?
-Got any hobbies?\N-Is this speed dating?
Got any hobbies?
Um, I read comics\Nand I play video games a little.
Is this a speed date?
Um, I read comics and I play video games a every now and then.
Oh.
Oh.
A-Alright!
A-Alright!
That conversation went great, didn't…
That conversation went great, didn't—
-She looks disappointed!\N-CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE IS SEEING.
She looks disappointed!
I've got to show\Nhow friendly we're getting.
I've got to show how friendly we're getting.
Oh! I know!
Oh! I know!
Open up!
Open up!
Even Tadano couldn't help but flinch.
Even Tadano couldn't help but flinch.
HE WAS DISTURBED BUT HE STILL ATE IT.
Yay!
Yay!
How about it! Tadano and I are getting…
How about it! Tadano and I are getting—
-No? Mentor, you're so strict!\N-KOMI HAS COMPLICATED FEELINGS.
Still not enough? Mentor, you're so strict!
What more can I do?
What more can I do?
Ah, yes.
That's it!
My mentor is signaling what to do.
I see.
My mentor's been signaling what to do.
G-Got it.
G-Got it.
I'm a little embarrassed, but I'll try it!
I'm a little embarrassed, but I'll try it!
GRAB
A Working Club Hostess Tells All 51 Ways \Nto Get Friendly, Chapter 1, page 12.
A Working Club Hostess Tells All
51 Ways to Get Friendly,\NChapter 1, page 12.
"Physical touch is best!"
"Physical touch is best!"
-This is what my mentor was trying to say.\N-RIGHT AROUND HERE
This is what my mentor was trying to say.
I-I'm shy, but if it'll bring us closer.
I-It's embarrassing, but if it'll bring us closer.
Pulling away?
Pulling away?
W-What should I…
Wh-What should I…
BUT HE CAN'T BREAK AWAY.
You just ate my lunch, didn't ya?
-KOMI VISION\N-You ate my lunch.
That'll be 20,000 yen.
-SHAKEDOWN\N-Pay me 20,000 yen.
She looks like she's going to come over!
-She looks like she's going to come over!\N-WANTS TO STOP HIM BUT IS SCARED.
I c-c-c-c-can't do this anymore! Rescue me, Mentor!
I can't do this anymore! Help me, Mentor!
Chaos.
Chaos.
You don't have to force it.
You don't have to force yourself.
I'm not entirely sure\Nwhat you were trying to do.
I'm not entirely sure what you were trying to do.
But when you're with me,\Nyou don't have to act tough.
But when you're with me,\Nyou don't have to act tough.
You can just be yourself,\Nand that's fine with me.
You can just be yourself, and that's fine with me.
Okay.
Okay.
-GURGLE\N-TUMMY NOISES.
Huh? Komi?
Huh? Komi?
Would you like to eat with us as well?
Would you like to eat with us as well?
I'll introduce you to Katai.
I'll introduce you to Katai.
Lunch with my mentor?
Lunch with my mentor?
Katai, this is Komi.
Katai, this is Komi.
I think you two would get along.
I think you two would get along.
Both of you…
Both of you—
You can't say that!
Don't say anything!
Najimi!
Najimi!
Since when…
Since when…
Pretty much since the beginning.
Pretty much since the beginning.
I'll say it again. You can't say that!
I'll say it again. Just keep your mouth shut.
After all, it's funnier this way!
After all, it's funnier this way!
Anyway, let me join you for lunch.
Anyway, let me join you for lunch.
Sure.
Sure.
Everyone ate lunch together.
Everyone ate lunch together.
MISSION 55\N"IT'S JUST ROASTED SWEET POTATOES"
Roasted sweet potatoes!
Roasted sweet potatoes!
Hot and delicious!
Hot and delicious!
-FIDGET\N-Sweet potatoes!
Sweet potatoes!
Roasted sweet potatoes!
Roasted sweet potatoes!
FLOATING
GHOST
KOMI'S AFRAID TO CALL OUT
ROASTED SWEET POTATOES
KOMI CAN'T HELP BUT SHAKE HER HEAD.
KOMI DOESN'T KNOW WHY SHE SHOOK HER HEAD.
ROASTED SWEET POTATOES\N300 YEN
REAL LIFE "RED LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT"
COLD
ONE…
TWO…
FIVE!
-KOMI DID PAY FULL PRICE.\N-THANK YOU!
MAYBE FIVE WAS TOO MANY.
WARM
Ever since the culture festival,\Nsomething has been bothering me.
Ever since the culture festival,\Nsomething has been bothering me.
Everyone in the school\Nsaw me dressed as a girl!
Everyone in the school\Nsaw me dressed as a girl!
TADANO
The whole school saw me dressed as a girl!
Why did I dress up like a girl?
I could have at least changed for the after-party!
I could have at least\Nchanged for the after-party!
A new page was added to Tadano's dark history.
A new page was added\Nto Tadano's dark history.
I really got swept up in the moment \Nand made a fool of myself!
I got all caught up in the moment\Nand acted like a fool!
How can I get rid of these memories?!
EXACTLY.
Komi's face back then...
How can I deal with these feelings?
Komi's face at that moment.
Are we…
Are we…
What was I trying to say then?
What was I trying to say then?
No! No, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no way! No, no, no, no, no way!
I don't know what you're doing,\Nbut stop shaking the bed!
I don't know what you're doing,\Nbut could you stop shaking the bed!
I've got to think calmly.
I've got to think calmly.
I would never feel that way.
I would never feel that way.
Komi's beautiful and cute, too.
I mean, Komi's pretty and she's cute...
But that's precisely why…
But that's precisely why…
No, no, no. What am I thinking?
No, no, no. What am I thinking?
I'm going out.
I'm going out.
-To buy porn?\N-No!
To buy porn?
No!
Oh, Komi!
Oh, Komi!
What odd timing.
What odd timing.
G-Good evening, Komi. What a coincidence.
G-Good evening, Komi. What a coincidence.
BLUSH
You bought some roasted sweet potatoes?
You bought some roasted sweet potatoes?
It's so dark out, I'll walk you home.
It's so dark out, I'll walk you home.
Are you alright?
Oh, you're alright?
I should invite her out.
I should invite her out.
I don't have anything happening\Nduring winter break.
I don't have anything happening\Nduring winter break.
I do like hanging out with Komi.
And it is fun hanging out with her.
As a friend, as a friend! Of course.
As a friend, just a friend of course!
But if I'm going to ask her to hang out,
But if I'm going to ask her to hang out,
I should suggest\Na specific day and activity.
I should suggest a specific day and activity.
Okay, take care, then.
Okay, take care, then.
I failed.
I missed my chance...
For me?
For me?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Let's do something together\Nover winter break too!
Let's do something together over winter break!
Thanks for this.
Ah, and thanks for this.
See ya.
See ya.
Winter break has begun.
Winter break has begun.
BONUS SCENE
That was delicious!
That was delicious!
Oh yeah, Komi!
Oh yeah, Komi!
You should get Katai to write his name!
You should get Katai to write his name!
-Ta-da! Komi's Book of Friends!\N-JUST A MEMO PAD
Ta-da! Komi's Book of Friends!
We're getting all of Komi's friends\Nto write their names!
We're getting all of Komi's friends to write their names!
I see. My mentor wants\Nthe names of her apprentices.
I see. So mentor keeps a tally of all her apprentices.
TADANO, NAJIMI, AGARI, YAMAI\NYADANO, NAKANAKA…
So many people!
So many apprentices!
My mentor is so formidable!
My mentor is so formidable!
Katai became her apprentice.
Katai became her apprentice.
Subtitle translation by: Claire Tanaka