SANDA (2025) - S01E01 - AMZN vs KawaSubs

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KawaSubs
You know, a girl's butt is colder than I imagined.
Girls' butts are strangely cold, huh?
That's the last thing that should be on my mind right now, though.
Now isn't the time to be thinking about that, though.
Fuyumura!
Fuyumura!
Come on, chill out!
Come on, chill out!
What's gotten into you?
What's gotten into you?
Whoa! Y-You're freaking me out!
Whoa! Y-You're freaking me out!
Kazushige...
Kazushige...
Sanda...
Sanda...
Cut it out! Don't use my full name!
Cut it out! Don't use my full name!
Seriously, what's the deal? What did I do?
Seriously, what's the deal? What did I do?
This is nuts!
This is nuts!
I mean, up until a second ago, you and I were...
I mean, up until a second ago, you and I were...
-We came to school early like we agreed. -Good morning!
We came to school early like we agreed.
Good morning!
And then we cleaned the gunk out of the window track because it was sticking.
And then we cleaned the gunk out of the window track because it was sticking.
The two of us did our job as co-class representatives just fine, right?
The two of us did our job as co-class representatives just fine, right?
It still sticks?
It still sticks?
Are you mad because I did a half-assed job of cleaning the track?
Are you mad because I did a half-assed job of cleaning the track?
I'd had dreams of scenarios where I was being straddled by a girl
I'd had dreams of scenarios where I was being straddled by a girl
or being chased around by one, but not like this!
or being chased around by one, but not like this!
I can't wrap my head around this!
I can't wrap my head around this!
What did I do to Fuyumura?
What did I do to Fuyumura?
It's friggin' cold!
It's friggin' cold!
Good morning!
Good morning!
-Good morning. -Good... morning!
Good morning.
Good... morning!
You class representatives are here so early!
You class representatives are here so early!
Sucks to be you!
Sucks to be you!
Later!
Later!
Before the day is out...
Before the day is out...
I'm going to...
I'm going to...
kill you.
kill you.
H-Huh? Hang on.
H-Huh? Hang on.
Could this mean that Fuyumura likes me?
Could this mean that Fuyumura likes me?
It's been eight months since we were made co-class representatives.
It's been eight months since we were made co-class representatives.
I've never seen the expression on her face change one bit...
I've never seen the expression on her face change one bit...
but she's still a girl!
but she's still a girl!
Being awkward and surly
Being awkward and surly
has to be the same for both guys and girls going through puberty.
has to be the same for both guys and girls going through puberty.
That has to be it!
That has to be it!
Before the day is out...
Before the day is out...
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
Translated from the puberty language, that must mean, quote...
Translated from the puberty language, that must mean, quote...
"Before the day is out, I'm going to confess my feelings for you."
"Before the day is out, I'm going to confess my feelings for you."
End quote!
End quote!
I'm onto you, Fuyumura!
I'm onto you, Fuyumura!
Being pursued by a girl all day...
Being pursued by a girl all day...
this might be the greatest day of my 14 years on this Earth!
This might be the greatest day of my 14 years on this Earth!
Sanda, your special kind of stupidity is gonna put you in an early grave.
Sanda, your special kind of stupidity is gonna put you in an early grave.
Huh?
Huh?
When Fuyumura comes at you with a kitchen knife out of the blue,
When Fuyumura comes at you with a kitchen knife out of the blue,
that means she's bad news!
that means she's bad news!
-Let's go tell the teacher about this! -Wait, don't!
Let's go tell the teacher about this!
Wait, don't!
Fuyumura's a shy girl! I don't want to spoil this for her!
Fuyumura's a shy girl! I don't want to spoil this for her!
Look, man...
Look, man...
do you have any idea what kind of mental state Fuyumura's in right now?
do you have any idea what kind of mental state Fuyumura's in right now?
I bet she's been a mess ever since Ono died.
I bet she's been a mess ever since Ono died.
I forget, were Fuyumura and Ono friends?
I forget, were Fuyumura and Ono friends?
Or rather, hasn't it been a week since she was declared dead?
Or rather, hasn't it been a week since she was declared dead?
Yeah, about that long.
Yeah, about that long.
I mean, those two were joined at the hip, you know.
I mean, those two were joined at the hip, you know.
Oh.
Oh.
If that's the case,
If that's the case,
it's all the more reason for me to give her a shoulder to cry on.
it's all the more reason for me to give her a shoulder to cry on.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Anyway, you're probably better off avoiding being alone with Fuyumura today.
Anyway, you're probably better off avoiding being alone with Fuyumura today.
Thanks for being so concerned about me!
Thanks for being so concerned about me!
Brr!
Brr!
August is one thing, but it's nuts for it to be this cold in December!
August is one thing, but it's nuts for it to be this cold in December!
Talk about abnormal weather!
Talk about abnormal weather!
Yeah, but I hear this is what was normal way back in the day.
Yeah, but I hear this is what was normal way back in the day.
It's no surprise that Christmas isn't a thing anymore.
It's no surprise that Christmas isn't a thing anymore.
Christmas?
Christmas?
Today. December 25th.
Today. December 25th.
The way I hear it,
The way I hear it,
it was a day kids got presents from an old guy named "Santa Claus."
it was a day kids got presents from an old guy named "Santa Claus."
He was some big old dude with a white beard.
He was some big old dude with a white beard.
Wow, I had no idea.
Wow, I had no idea.
Sounds kinda creepy.
Sounds kinda creepy.
More to the point, Sanda, don't you want to put on your track jacket?
More to the point, Sanda, don't you want to put on your track jacket?
Cold doesn't bother me at all!
Cold doesn't bother me at all!
Wow, it's snowing! It's actually snowing!
Wow, it's snowing! It's actually snowing!
It's actual snow!
It's actual snow!
No wonder it's so cold!
No wonder it's so cold!
Huh? Sanda?
Huh? Sanda?
Hey! What's wrong?
Hey! What's wrong?
I-I don't know!
I-I don't know!
My chest suddenly felt like it's--
My chest suddenly felt like it's—
Come on, put on a jacket! You must be freezing!
Come on, put on a jacket! You must be freezing!
No, I'm fine!
No, I'm fine!
Where's this pain coming from?
Where's this pain coming from?
It's like my heart is swelling!
It's like my heart is swelling!
Crap! My heart's pounding so hard, I feel like I'm gonna die!
Crap! My heart's pounding so hard, I feel like I'm gonna die!
Does...
Does...
Does this...
Does this...
Does this clinch that Fuyumura is the girl I'm destined to be with?
Does this clinch that Fuyumura is the girl I'm destined to be with?
Bring it on, Fuyumura!
Bring it on, Fuyumura!
Whatever you've got in store, I'm ready for it!
Whatever you've got in store, I'm ready for it!
Can you do me a favor?
Can you do me a favor?
Wh-What is it?
Wh-What is it?
Give me your eraser.
Give me your eraser.
My eraser? Oh, you forgot yours?
My eraser? Oh, you forgot yours?
Sure, hang on.
Sure, hang on.