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Aizawa Azusa,
27
years old.
Aizawa Azusa,
twenty-seven
years old.
Female. Single. Corporate slave.
Female. Single. Corporate slave.
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I've lived only for my career.
All my life,
I've lived only for my career.
I set aside love, fun, and everything else
I set aside love, fun, and everything else
\N
to
focus on
nothing but work.
to
do
nothing but work.
I've
gone fifty
days
straight before
.
I've
worked as long as 50
days
in a row
.
Whatever happened to
\N
the
Labo
u
r Standards Act?
Whatever happened to
the
\N
Labo
r Standards Act?
Then
,
one day...
Then
one day...
I
suddenly
passed out in the middle of work.
I
passed out in the middle of work.
Aizawa
! Aizawa
!
Aizawa
-san
! Aizawa
-san!
Ah, dang it
. I just
kicked the bucket
, didn't I?
Oh, jeez
. I just
died
, didn't I?
Correct.
Correct.
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You worked yourself to death \
Nwhile still
in your twenties.
You worked yourself to death \
Ndespite only being
in your twenties.
How very heartbreaking.
How very heartbreaking.
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I see. So I literally lived
\N
and died
for
my career...
I see. So I literally lived
and died
by
my career...
It
might
not
make up for it,
It
may
not
quite
make up for it,
but I
will give
you a new life where
you
\N can live in
happiness from beginning to end.
but I
shall bestow upon
you a new life where
\N
you
will feel
happiness from beginning to end.
You
wi
ll
be
free
to do
nearly
\N
anything you please!
You
'
ll
have the
free
dom
to do
\N
nearly
anything you please!
Sparkle!
Sparkle!
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Really?
Whatever I want?
Really?
Anything, no strings attached?
Yes
! I
ha
ve
a soft spot for women
, you see
.
Yup
! I
'
ve
got a bit of
a soft spot for women
.
So
it's
okay
for a god to be biased?
So
...
it's
fine
for a god to be biased?
Yes, it is!
Yes, it is!
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Okay, then, m
ake me immortal and ageless
!
M
ake me immortal and ageless
, then
!
Sure!
Sure!
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Wait
, it
's really just
that easy?
Hang on
, it
was
that easy?
That's
awesome.
That's
pretty
awesome.
Mana
is
now
going to \N
circulat
e
through
out
you,
Mana
will
now
begin
circulat
ing
through
you,
reincarnating you into a
\N
body that will never age.
reincarnating you into a
body that will never age.
Anything else
?
Any other requests
?
No,
that's enough.
No,
no, I couldn't.
My
only
goal
is to
live
a
slow, lazy
life.
The
only
thing I want
is to
lead
a
nice, peaceful
life.
Very well!
Very well!
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I will reincarnate you as an immortal
\Nin some nice, relaxing highlands.
I will reincarnate you as an immortal
being
\Nin some nice, relaxing highlands.
And I
might
as well
give \N
you
a youthful
appearance
!
And I
may
as well
turn
you
\Ninto
a youthful
maiden
!
Around
age 17
, just the way I like it!
Around
seventeen years old
, just the way I like it!
There
!
Presto
!
Puririn harurun powapowarin!
Puririn harurun powapowarin!
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D
efinitely highlands...
Those are d
efinitely highlands...
It's not
Japanese,
but I can
read it.
Doesn't look
Japanese,
\N
but I can
somehow still
read it.
Let's see
... "Free
to anyone who
wants it"?
It says, uh
... "Free
for whoever
wants it"?
How generous.
How generous.
Did that goddess put this here for me?
Did that goddess put this here for me?
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This is me?
Is this my new body?
Wow, I really do look 17.
Yeah, that's a seventeen-year-old's face, all right!
I'm pretty cute.
Nice and cute!
And what's this outfit
? \NI
kinda
look
like a
witch
.
And what's this outfit
about
? \NI
look
super
witch
y!
I truly have been reborn.
I truly have been reborn.
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That
corporate slave
is gone!
Gone be the days of
corporate slave
ry!
From now on, I am no
long
er \N
Aizawa Azusa
, but
Azusa Aizawa!
So
long
,
Aizawa Azusa
! \NSay hello to the new
Azusa Aizawa!
And
starting
today
,
this
is
my
house
!
And
from
today
onward, \N
this
shall be
my
humble abode
!
With
that
field
, I can be self-sufficient.
With
a
field
like that
, I can be self-sufficient.
Hey, there's a village!
Ooh, there's a village over there!
I have a weapon, too...
Heck, I'm armed to boot!
And money!
Got some pennies to my name, too!
Maybe I'll go out for a bit...
I oughta go explore.
A slime?
A slime?
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So I really
am in an another world, then
?
So I really
did get Narnia'd somewhere else, huh
?
I can beat it,
right?
I can beat it,
r-
right?
I guess it didn't hurt that much.
Barely felt a thing there.
T
hen.
..
All righty t
hen.
Take that!
And that
! And
that
!
Take that!
This
! And
some of this
!
Is this
some kind of
money...?
Is this
supposed to be
some kind of
currency?
I said I'd be
self-sufficien
t,
but I
'll \Nneed money for day-to-da
y necessities.
May go against my
self-sufficien
cy, \N
but I
can't say no to dail
y necessities.
I'll just help myself to this.
I'll just help myself to this.
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I
guess
slimes are
pretty
common
...
I
suppose
slimes are
super
common
here.
W
ow...
Oh, w
ow...
Haven't seen you
a
round
here
before.
Haven't seen you
'
round
these parts
before.
I just moved into a house in the highlands.
I just moved into a house in the highlands.
Would you tell me about this village?
Would you tell me about this village?
This is the village of Flatta.
This is the village of Flatta.
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We have a
n adventurers'
guild
. \NYou should
talk to them.
We have a
guild
stationed here
. \NYou should
go
talk to them.
T
hank you!
Will do, t
hank you!
It's not a
very
big village, but it
'
s pretty.
It's not a
big village, but it
definitely i
s pretty.
Welcome to the adventurers' guild!
Welcome to the adventurers' guild!
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What sets this village apart
\N
is how peaceful it is.
What sets this village apart
is how peaceful it is.
The o
nly monsters
in the area \N
are
things like
slimes.
O
nly monsters
you'll find around here
are
slimes.
I got t
hese
from some slimes \NI
defeated
on
my
way here.
T
hese
dropped
from some slimes \NI
killed
on
the
way here.
..
Those are magic stones.
Those are magic stones.
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You need to
register
with
the guild
if \Nyou want to exchange
them for money.
Only people who are
register
ed to
the guild
can \Nexchange
them for money.
Is that all right
with you
?
Is that all right
?
Sure.
Sure.
Please place your hand on this.
Please place your hand on this.
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Your
job
is "
w
itch
."
Your
occupation
is "
W
itch
".
You're
level
1.
You're
currently Level
1.
I really am a witch...
So
I really am a witch...
Special abilities... Immortality?!
Special abilities... Immortality?!
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That's incredible!
Oh, wow!
That's incredible!
There are s
ome witches
who \N
live
very long
lives
,
S
ome witches
can
live
for a
very long
time
,
but
immortal
ity
at
l
evel 1 is remarkable!
but
being
immortal
at
L
evel 1 is remarkable!
Yeah, I guess I'm
just
lucky...
Luck of the draw and all that, huh?
I won't tell her it w
as a bonus \
Nthat came with being
reincarnated.
Let's
just
forget that came
as a bonus \
Nwhen I was
reincarnated.
All set. We're happy to
\N
have you in our guild!
All set. We're happy to
have you in our guild!
And now I've got a s
ource of income
.
S
ource of income
, acquired!
That was the day
my new
slow life began
.
So started
my new
nice, quiet life
.
I
just
take it easy
every day,
I
can
just
kick back and relax
every day,
sleep
as
much
as I want,
catch
as
many z's
as I want,
tend to my
field...
tend to my
humble
field...
and when I feel like
getting some \Nexercise
, I beat up slimes!
and when I feel like
stretching \Nmy legs
, I beat up slimes!
They
're valuable as my
income
source
,
They
provide a stable source of
income
,
so I try to
defeat at least 25 a
day.
so I try to
eliminate twenty-five of them every
day.
I've
visited
the nearby forest
too.
I've
also stopped by
the nearby forest
,
too.
As
a witch
,
I
know right away
\Nwhich
plants
have medicinal uses.
Being
a witch
means
I
instantly know
\Nwhich
herbs
have medicinal uses.
I
make some
medicine
s occasionally
I
occasionally spend the time making
medicine
, \N
and
then
sell
my creations
in the village.
and
sell
them
in the village.
All it takes is some
minimal labo
u
r
With just
minimal labo
r
and a nice,
chill
day-to-day life
,
and a nice,
easy
day-to-day life
...
to
truly live a life of leisure.
I
truly live a life of leisure.
My second life is treating
me fantastically well!
My second life is treating
\N
me fantastically well!
And before I knew it, three hundred years \Npassed by in the blink of an eye.
And then, 300 years passed.
Number twenty six.
And that's 26.
I've been at it for like three hundred
years,
I guess after doing this for 300
years,
so
I must
'
ve level
l
ed up
somewhat
...
I must
ha
ve level
ed up
a little
...
Oh,
the
Witch of the Highlands!
Oh,
Witch of the Highlands!
Hello.
Hello.
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The medicine you brought \Nlast time worked
great
.
The medicine you brought \Nlast time worked
wonders
.
Glad to hear it!
Glad to hear it!
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It's been 300
years
.
Three hundred
years
sure flew by, huh
.
I know more about this village's
\N
history
than anyone
else
now.
I know more about this village's
history
\N
than anyone
alive here right
now.
We've been through a lot.
We've been through a lot.
I examined emergency patients and \Ntreated them with my medicines...
I examined emergency patients and \Ntreated them with my medicines...
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I even stopped the spread of
a plague
.
Nipped
a plague
in the bud real quick, too..
.
And now they all treat me
\N
like a guardian deity.
And now they all treat me
like a guardian deity.
Not that
it bothers me at all
.
Not that
I really mind
.
Hello!
Hello!
That's 5,200 gold for you.
That's 5,200 gold for you.
Thanks.
Thanks.
See you tomorrow, then.
See you tomorrow, then.
Say, Witch of the Highlands...
Say, Witch of the Highlands...
What is it?
What is it?
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There's s
omething
I've
been
\Nwondering
for a while
.
S
omething
's
been
on my mind
for a while
now.
Just h
ow strong are you now?
H
ow strong are you now?
How strong? Like in battle?
How strong? Like in battle?
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Likely n
ot
all that
strong
...
N
ot
particularly
strong
, I reckon?
I'm registered as an adventurer,
I'm registered as an adventurer,
\N
but
actually adventuring is another story
.
but
I've never been on an adventure
.
Would you mind
if I
look
ed
at your stats?
Would you mind
letting me \Ntake a
look
at your stats?
Now that you mention it,
I
haven't
had them \N
checked in
the last three hundred
years.
Now that you mention it,
they
haven't
\Nbeen
checked in
300
years.
..
But you've been protecting
Flatta all this time,
But you've been protecting
\N
Flatta all this time,
so I bet your stats are through the roof!
so I bet your stats are through the roof!
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Fine with me, but I'm really just a witch \Nw
ith knowledge of
medicinal
plants
.
Fine with me, but I'm really just a witch \Nw
ho happens to know her
medicinal
herbs
.
Don't get your hopes up.
Don't get your hopes up.
Level 99?!
Level 99?!
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You're seriously way too strong
!
Don't get my hopes up? \NThey were shot sky-high
!
Nah, this thing's just
broken
.
Nah, this thing's just
busted
.
I mean, I'
ve never beaten \Nanything but
slime
s.
I mean, I'
m just an experienced
slime
slayer.
There's no way I can have \N10,840,086
experience
points
.
That kinda busy work won't \Nnet you ten million
experience
.
No,
hang on
!
No,
think about it a little
!
You've been defeating slimes every single day, \N365 days a year
for
300
years, right?
You've been defeating slimes every single day, \N365 days a year
,
for
three hundred
years, right?
Well, yeah. I average about
25 per
day.
Well, yeah. I average about
twenty-five a
day.
And then there's this
!
And then there's this
little tidbit!
You have a
special ability that boosts \Nthe experience
points
you earn
!
See this
special ability that boosts \Nthe experience
you earn
?
That means
you
get
two additional experience \
Npoints for every
monster you defeat.
It gives
you
two additional experience \
Nper
monster you defeat.
Just two?
Just two?
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Slimes are worth two experience
points
,
Slimes are worth two experience
,
but with this ability, that becomes four.
but with this ability, that becomes four.
Which means...
Which means...
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Four times
25
times 365 times \
N300
equals 10,950,000!
Four times
twenty-five
times 365 times \
Nthree hundred
equals 10,950,000!
I know they say slow and
\N
steady
wins the race, but...
I know they say slow and
steady
\N
wins the race, but...
A large dragon is said to be
\N
worth
2,500 experience points,
A large dragon is said to be
worth
\N
2,500 experience points,
so that's 4,380 dragons
\N
worth of experience
points
!
so that's 4,380 dragons
worth of experience
!
I'm a super dragon killer, then!
I'm a super dragon killer, then!
It's insane!
It's insane!
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This has
to
make you
the strongest
\N
adventurer
in the
world!
You've got
to
be
the strongest
adventurer
\N
in the
whole wide
world!
What? The whole w
orld?
What? The whole w
ide w
orld?
I always knew
the Witch of the \NHighlands was truly a great
witch!
I always knew
you were an amazing
witch!
D'oh!
D'oh!
You're kidding...
You're kidding...
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If
people find
out
about this
and
\NI get more and
more famous...
If
this gets
out
and
I start getting even
more famous...
My slow life is over!
My quiet life will be in shambles!
Natalie, you can't tell a \Nsingle soul about this!
Miss Natalie, what happens in the guild house, \Nstays in the guild house, do you understand?
Why not? I want to glorify \Nyou as much as you deserve!
Huh, why? You deserve recognition \Nfor your accomplishments!
My stats are personal information.
My stats are personal information.
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You wouldn't want
the size of
your
\N
breast
s getting out
, would you?
You wouldn't want
everybody and their mom \Nto learn
your
breast
size
, would you?
I'm quite confident in their size, though.
I'm quite confident in their size, though.
Boing!
Boing!
Flat...
Flat...
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Anyway...
That matter aside,
P
lease don't tell anyone about my stats.
p
lease don't tell anyone about my stats.
I just want to live a quiet, secretive life.
I just want to live a quiet, secretive life.
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You got it
!
Loud and clear
!
I
swear I'll never
tell
anyone
that \Nyou're the strongest
there is!
I
won't
tell
a soul
that \Nyou're the strongest
in town!
I would n
ever do
anything
\N
to betray your trust
!
Have I
ever do
ne
anything
to betray your trust
?
Level 99? I just can't believe it.
Level 99? I just can't believe it.
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How can numbers like that be possible \Njust from beating
slime
s?
It's beyond silly to even imagine \Na bit of
slime
grinding will get you that far.
Freeze
everything
solid!
Glaciate
everything
before me!
It's
true...
Silly, but
true...
There.
There.
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Freeze solid
!
Glaciate
!
I
didn't
even reali
ze
I'd learned
\N
this magic,
but it's
super handy.
I
never
even reali
sed
I'd learned
this magic,
\N
but it's
proving to be
super handy.
And I can just use fire magic to thaw it
.
And I can just use fire magic to thaw it
later.
Can
I help you?
Hello, how may
I help you?
You
a
re Azusa, the Witch
\N
of the Highlands,
yes
?
You
'
re Azusa, the Witch
of the Highlands,
yeah
?
Yes, that
's right
.
Yes, that
would indeed be me
.
What
w
ould
adventurers
\Nlike you
want with me?
What
ever c
ould
a group \Nof
adventurers
want with me?
I
would
like to test my
skills
against you.
I
'd
like to test my
mettle
against you.
Huh?
Huh?
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I'm just a witch who ekes out a
\N
living
gathering medicinal
plants.
I'm just a witch who ekes out a
living
\N
gathering medicinal
herbs.
What point is there in fighting
me?
Why would you want to fight silly ol'
me?
I was told that a
l
evel 99 witch lived here.
I was told that a
L
evel 99 witch lived here.
Gulp!
Gulp!
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You're mistaken!
Oh, haha. They must've gotten the wrong memo.
The panel just
brought up
some
weird
\N
numbers
be
cause it was broken.
The panel just
spouted out
some
\N
weird
numbers
'
cause it was broken.
My actual strength is around \Nl
evel 10 at best...
Truthfully, I'm only on par with a L
evel 10 at best...
No, more like level
3.
..
Or actually scratch that, Level
3.
It's no use trying to lie
!
You can't hide it from us
!
The mana is practically
gushing
\N
forth from your body!
The mana is practically
\N
gushing
forth from your body!
There's
no doubt that
\N
you
'
re
incredibly strong!
I have
no doubt that
you
a
re
immensely powerful!
All right
. I'll spar with you.
Fine, fine
. I'll spar with you.
But on one condition
!
But on one condition
and one condition only
!
If I win, you
have to
tell everyone that
the
\N
Witch of the Highlands
was no big deal.
If I win, you
must
tell everyone that
\N
the
Witch of the Highlands
is a total pushover.
I'd really rather not \Nfight if I can avoid it.
Daily skirmishes are not on my agenda, I'm afraid!
If you leave this circle, you lose.
If you leave the circle, you're out.
Anyone who steps outside \Nit is out of the fight.
No coming back in, am I clear?
If everyone in your party \Nleaves it, you lose.
If your entire party is forced out, that's game.
Now, begin!
And with that out of the way, go!
Wind, be my servant and \Nblow with all your might!
O Wind, be mine servant and \Nunleash thy strongest gale!
Oh
, so that's how you use tornado magic.
Ah
, so that's how you use tornado magic.
Keep it weak... as weak as possible...
Keep it weak... as weak as possible...
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Wind, be
my
servant and \
Nblow with all your might.
O
Wind, be
mine
servant and \
Nunleash thy strongest gale!
No way
!
Seriously?
!
Run
!
Run
for it
!
She's
a monster
!
She's
insane
!
Natalie!
Natalie!
Oh, Witch of the Highlands.
Oh, Witch of the Highlands.
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Didn't you promise me you \Nwouldn't tell anyone?!
What happened to "loud and clear"?
I swear
I told no one
!
I swear
my lips were sealed tight and shut
!
Then how...
Then how...
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It was
me
!
It was
I
!
Who'
s that
?!
Who'
re you
?!
You're Ernst, the adventurer
who's
\N
notorious for being loose-lipped!
You're Ernst, the adventurer
\N
who's
notorious for being loose-lipped!
Were you sitting at
that \N
table back then
, too
?
Were you sitting at
a
table back then
?
I
couldn
't believe
the
witch
was l
evel 99
.
I
still can
't believe
that
witch
is L
evel 99
!
So the rumo
r was
true?!
So the rumo
urs were
true?!
I saw her incredible magic with
my
own
eyes!
I saw her incredible magic with
me
own
two
eyes!
She's
definitely l
evel 99!
She's
one hundred percent L
evel 99!
That's how the Witch of the
\N
Highlands
maxed out her level.
That's how the Witch of the
Highlands
\N
maxed out her level.
And when
that
got around...
And when
word
got around...
Um... What can I
do for
you?
Um... What can I
m-mean to
you?
You are the strongest of witches?
You are the strongest of witches?
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A
dragon
came
to see me.
...a
dragon
stopped by
to see me.
I am the most powerful dragon \Nin the province of Nanterre.
I am the most powerful dragon \Nin the province of Nanterre.
My name is Laika.
My name is Laika.
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I
have
heard rumors
that
the
\N
strongest of witches resides here.
There
have
been whispers
that
\N
the
strongest of witches resides here.
Y
ou're
not gonna tell me you want
to \N
test your
strength against me
, are
you?
Let me guess, y
ou're
here
to \N
"
test your
mettle"
, are
n't
you?
Then
the
re's no need to ask
.
I'm glad you are quick on
the
uptake
.
Gloom...
Gloom...
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How far
has that
stupid
rumor spread
?!
How far
have those
stupid
rumours gone
?!
At least limit it to humans
!
At least limit it to humans
only
!
I
have no desire to
be
\N
known as
the strongest
.
I
'd rather not
be
known as
\N
the strongest
if I can help it
.
I just want to live
here
quiet
ly
.
I just want to live
in peace and
quiet
.
You can have the title
of the strongest
.
You can have the title
if you want it
.
I cannot accept that!
Fight
me!
I cannot accept that!
Square off against
me!
We must settle this matter \Nbeyond a shadow of a doubt!
We must settle this matter \Nbeyond a shadow of a doubt!
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This is
a royal pain in the
ass
.
What
a royal pain in the
behind
.
And if I refuse?
And if I refuse?
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I will
rampage.
I will
go on a
rampage.
Okay, fine. I don't want \N
my
house to get wrecked.
I'd rather leave
my
humble abode out of this, \Nso fine.
Let's
get
this
over with.
Let's
do
this
.
But just so we're clear, \N
I never claimed to
be
strong
.
Remember,
I never claimed to
\N
be
the
strong
est anything,
So
if I turn out to be a
weakling
, go easy on me.
so
if I turn out to be a
\Nlot weaker
, go easy on me.
I accept
.
Very well
.
I am only concerned with proving \Nthat I am the strongest.
I am only concerned with proving \Nthat I am the strongest.
I now bid a brief farewell to the earth.
I now bid a brief farewell to the earth.
Ah, truly the skills of a witch.
Ah, truly the skills of a witch.
But do not assume you are my equal \Nsimply because you can fly.
But do not assume you are my equal \Nsimply because you can fly.
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Freeze
everything
solid
!
Glaciate
everything
before me
!
It appears
that
you truly are
\N
a witch of high calib
er
.
It appears
you truly are
a witch of high calib
re
.
But it matters not how
\N
advanced your magic is!
But it matters not how
advanced your magic is!
Take this!
Take this!
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You will not
escape!
You will not
get away!
Freeze
everything
solid
!
Glaciate
everything
before me
!
How
was
that?
Feeling a little brain freeze?
How
'd you like
that?
\N
Feeling a little brain freeze?
W-Wait!
W-Wait!
Don't tear up my house!
Don't tear up my house!
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Don't you dare
tear it up
!
Don't you dare
!
It's so cold...
It's so cold...
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I told you
...
Wasn't I clear enough
not to wreck my house
!
when
I told you
not to wreck my house
?
!
W
-What power...
W
h
-What power...
How could I suffer such a humiliating loss?
How could I suffer such a humiliating loss?
So, Laika the dragon,
So, Laika the dragon,
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make sure you fix
my house,
o
kay?
make sure you fix
up
my house,
'
kay?
Because if you don't...
Because if you don't...
I'll make you regret it.
I'll make you regret it.
V-Very well... I will take care of it.
V-Very well... I will take care of it.
Um... I have a fair amount of money \Nstored in the mountain where I live.
Um... I have a fair amount of money \Nstored in the mountain where I live.
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May I go
and
retrieve it?
May I go
retrieve it?
Fine, but if you run away on me...
Fine, but if you run away on me...
Rest assured, I will keep my promise!
Rest assured, I will keep my promise!
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Guess I'll
stay
in the
\N
village for a while...
Guess I'll
take refuge
in the
village for a while...
Oh, it's the witch!
Oh, it's the witch!
I heard you defeated a dragon!
I heard you defeated a dragon!
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We saw it fl
ee
ing
!
We saw it fl
y
ing
with its tail between its legs
!
Sorry... I
did defeat the dragon,
Sorry... I
may have beaten him, \N
but my house was
wrecked in the process
.
but my house was
destroyed
.
Is it all right if I stay here for a while?
Is it all right if I stay here for a while?
Wow, nice...
Wow, nice...
But isn't this a guest room?
But isn't this a guest room?
I'd be fine with a room at the inn.
I'd be fine with a room at the inn.
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Oh,
my
, no!
Oh,
heavens
, no!
You're the great witch who protected \Nour village from a terrible dragon.
You're the great witch who protected \Nour village from a terrible dragon.
Please use this room as you'd like.
Please use this room as you'd like.
Um, Great Witch...
Um, Great Witch...
When I was a child, \Nyour medicine saved my life.
When I was a child, \Nyour medicine saved my life.
There are many people in this village \Nwho've been saved thanks to you.
There are many people in this village \Nwho've been saved thanks to you.
Well, I guess it can't hurt to take advantage \Nof people's kindness now and then.
Well, I guess it can't hurt to take advantage \Nof people's kindness now and then.
Okay!
Okay!
Good evening!
Good evening!
Welcome.
Welcome.
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T
he Witch of the Highlands!
Oh, it's t
he Witch of the Highlands!
A toast to the witch!
A toast to the witch!
Cheers!
Cheers!
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I'll take my usual
omelette
,
Same
omelette
as usual, please.
and
a beef stew
.
And throw in
a beef stew
, too
.
The omelettes here are
just
the best!
The omelettes here are
simply
the best!
And we feel "the best"
\N
with you protecting us.
And we feel "the best"
with you protecting us.
The
g
reat
w
itch rules!
The
G
reat
W
itch rules!
Aw...
Aw...
Oh, well.
Oh, well.
Cheers to Flatta Village!
Cheers to Flatta Village!
Cheers!
Cheers!
Last night was awesome.
Last night was awesome.
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It actually m
ade me
glad
I'm
a witch
.
M
ade me
feel
glad
to be
a witch
for once
.
I'm sorry to interrupt your rest.
I'm sorry to interrupt your rest.
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There's someone here
who
\N
says they wish to see you.
We have a guest
who
says they wish to see you.
Huh
?
Hmm
?
I'm
very
sorry for
the
\N
trouble I caused
yesterday!
I'm
incredibly
sorry for
all
the
trouble I caused
!
Yesterday
? Um, have we met somewhere
?
Trouble
? Um, have we met somewhere
before
?
Oh, right. This is the first time \Nyou've seen me in this form.
Oh, right. This is the first time \Nyou've seen me in this form.
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I am Laika, the Red Dragon
\N
you met yesterday.
I am Laika, the Red Dragon
you met yesterday.
What?!
What?!
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We members of the
dragon
\Nrace can
change our forms
.
Us
dragon
s have the ability to \N
change our forms
whenever we please
.
I've brought the money
\N
that I had been saving.
I've brought the money
that I had been saving.
Thanks!
Thanks!
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This should
be more than \Nenough to repair my house
.
This should
cover repairs plenty
.
A-Also, um...
A-Also, um...
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The truth is,
I would like to ask
a favo
r...
To be quite frank, \N
I would like to ask
you
a favo
u
r...
What is it?
What is it?
M-May I...
M-May I...
May I be your pupil?!
May I be your pupil?!
Huh? Pupil?
Huh? Pupil?
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Yes! Fighting you
made me realize \Nthat I still have much
to
learn
!
Yes! Fighting you
truly put \Nmy lack of experience in
to
perspective
!
I'd like to cast away the vain notion \Nthat I am the strongest in Nanterre
I'd like to cast away the vain notion \Nthat I am the strongest in Nanterre
,
and start studying from square one!
and start studying from square one!
Your gung-ho attitude is fantastic,
Your gung-ho attitude is fantastic,
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but I didn't get strong by \Ndoing
any
special training!
but I didn't get strong by \Ndoing
some kinda
special training!
I
just
made a habit
of
beating up the \N
local slimes
, and this is what happened
!
This is
just
the unfortunate result
of
me \Nkilling a bunch of
local slimes
!
I overestimated my powers as a dragon,
I overestimated my powers as a dragon,
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growing
too proud and
neglecting
\N
the need to polish my skills.
growing
much
too proud and
\N
neglecting
the need to polish my skills.
And
that resulted in my
humiliating defeat!
And
as a result, I suffered a
humiliating defeat!
So
I wish to learn from
your \Ndiligent day-to-day efforts!
So
the diligence you show in your daily routine \Nis what
I wish to learn from
!
So se
rious
!
Indust
rious
much?!
Please allow me to live
\N
with you as a worker!
Please allow me to live
with you as a worker!
I want to learn your way of life!
I want to learn your way of life!
A live-in worker?
A live-in worker?
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Does
that
mean you'd
cook
\N
and clean
for me
, too?
Would
that
include
cook
ing
and clean
ing
, too?
Yes, of course! With pleasure
!
It would! I'd be honoured
!
This might just add another
\N
layer
of ease to my
slow
life!
This might just add another
layer
\N
of ease to my
peaceful
life!
Very well. I
will
accept you as my pupil.
Very well. I
accept you as my pupil.
Thank you
!
Thank you
kindly
!
By the way, how old are you?
By the way, how old are you?
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I was born about
300
years ago.
I was born about
three hundred
years ago.
Same as me, then...
Same as me, then...
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Is something
wrong
?
Is something
the matter
?
I was just thinking
,
even
after it's
fix
ed
up, \Nit
might
be too small
for
two people.
I was just thinking
that
even
when we
fix
it
up, \Nit
may still
be too small
to house
two people.
Maybe
we should
expan
d it a bit
.
Maybe
an
expan
sion is in order
.
In that case, since I'm here,
\N
why don't I build it?
In that case, since I'm here,
why don't I build it?
Build it? You're not an architect, are you?
Build it? You're not an architect, are you?
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As long as I have wood and stones,
As long as I have wood and stones,
\N
all that remains is to
assemble
them
.
all that remains is to
put
them
\Ntogether.
Please, allow me!
Please, allow me!
Now, then...
Now, then...
Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup...
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup...
Hi-yah!
Hi-yah!
Hey!
Hey!
Why don't we wrap up for the day?
Why don't we wrap up for the day?
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Let's head back
to the village
.
Let's head back
.
Actually, Lady Azusa, I'm not tired
.
Actually, Lady Azusa, I'm not tired
yet
.
I can keep going.
I can keep going.
Dragons can see in the dark, so if I work \Nall night, I can finish by morning.
Dragons can see in the dark, so if I work \Nall night, I can finish by morning.
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Laika.
..
Laika.
That kind of thing is a hard no!
That kind of thing is a hard no!
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Um... Did I
say
something wrong?
Um... Did I
do
something wrong?
Laika, you
just said
you
'd \N
work
all
night,
didn't you?
Laika, you
may say that \N
you
can
work
through the
night,
You
can't
do that
. Absolutely not
!
but I
can't
allow it
. Absolutely not
.
I just
wanted to show
\N
you how hard I can work...
I just
...
wanted to show
you how hard I can work...
It's not good
to
use
the
phrase \N"work hard" so much like it's always positive!
Even so, you should learn where
to
draw
the
line.
Look.
See how it
's
g
etting
dark?
Look.
The sun
's
already s
etting
.
That's the world telling you
that \Nyou've done enough
for t
o
day.
That's the world telling you
\Nto pack it in
for t
he
day.
If nothing else
, I didn't get
strong
\N
by pushing myself
too hard
.
At the very least
, I didn't get
\Nthis
strong
by pushing myself
.
I just put in a moderate
\N
amount
of effort every day.
I just put in a moderate
amount
\N
of effort every day.
Now that you're
my pupil, I
want \N
you to uphold that lifestyle.
As
my pupil, I
'd like
you to uphold that lifestyle.
I understand.
I understand.
I will do as you say, Lady Azusa.
I will do as you say, Lady Azusa.
Good.
Good.
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From now on, if
you're tired
\N
or
just
can't keep going,
If
you're tired
or
can't keep going,
\N
don't hesitate to say so.
don't hesitate to say so.
Take it easy from now on.
Your consideration toward \Nyour pupil touches my heart.
Your consideration toward \Nyour pupil touches my heart.
Aren't you being a bit dramatic?
Aren't you being a bit dramatic?
Um, it's finished now.
Um, it's finished now.
Does it please you?
Does it please you?
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Yeah
! I
t's amazing!
Sure does
! I
'm in awe!
You did it
, Laika!
Great work
, Laika!
I-If it pleases you, Lady Azusa, \NI could not be happier.
I-If it pleases you, Lady Azusa, \NI could not be happier.
Okay!
Okay!
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Let's go, Laika!
Today we
\N
celebrate in the village!
Let's go, Laika!
Thus,
300
years after
I reincarnated
\N
and became a witch,
Today we
celebrate in the village!
Thus,
three hundred
years after
\N
I reincarnated
and became a witch,
my life with my very first pupil began.
my life with my very first pupil began.
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Slime 300 Chihiro Aizawa Azusa, 27 years old. Female. Single. Corporate slave. I've lived only for my career. I set aside love, fun, and everything else to do nothing but work. I've worked as long as 50 days in a row. Whatever happened to the \NLabor Standards Act? Then one day... I passed out in the middle of work. Aizawa-san! Aizawa-san! Oh, jeez. I just died, didn't I? Correct. You worked yourself to death \Nwhile still in your twenties. How very heartbreaking. I see. So I literally lived \Nand died for my career... It might not make up for it, but I will give you a new life where you\N can live in happiness from beginning to end. You will be free to do nearly \Nanything you please! Sparkle! Really? Whatever I want? Yes! I have a soft spot for women, you see. So it's okay for a god to be biased? Yes, it is! Okay, then, make me immortal and ageless! Sure! Wait, it's really just that easy? That's awesome. Mana is now going to \Ncirculate throughout you, reincarnating you into a \Nbody that will never age. Anything else? No, that's enough. My only goal is to live a slow, lazy life. Very well! I will reincarnate you as an immortal \Nin some nice, relaxing highlands. And I might as well give \Nyou a youthful appearance! Around age 17, just the way I like it! There! Puririn harurun powapowarin! Definitely highlands... It's not Japanese, but I can read it. Let's see... "Free to anyone who wants it"? How generous. Did that goddess put this here for me? This is me? Wow, I really do look 17. I'm pretty cute. And what's this outfit? \NI kinda look like a witch. I truly have been reborn. That corporate slave is gone! From now on, I am no longer \NAizawa Azusa, but Azusa Aizawa! And starting today, this is my house! With that field, I can be self-sufficient. Hey, there's a village! I have a weapon, too... And money! Maybe I'll go out for a bit... A slime? So I really am in an another world, then? I can beat it, right? I guess it didn't hurt that much. Then... Take that! And that! And that! Is this some kind of money...? I said I'd be self-sufficient, but I'll \Nneed money for day-to-day necessities. I'll just help myself to this. I guess slimes are pretty common... Wow... Haven't seen you around here before. I just moved into a house in the highlands. Would you tell me about this village? This is the village of Flatta. We have an adventurers' guild. \NYou should talk to them. Thank you! It's not a very big village, but it's pretty. Welcome to the adventurers' guild! What sets this village apart \Nis how peaceful it is. The only monsters in the area \Nare things like slimes. I got these from some slimes \NI defeated on my way here. Those are magic stones. You need to register with the guild if \Nyou want to exchange them for money. Is that all right? Sure. Please place your hand on this. Your job is "witch." You're level 1. I really am a witch... Special abilities... Immortality?! That's incredible! There are some witches who \Nlive very long lives, but immortality at level 1 is remarkable! Yeah, I guess I'm just lucky... I won't tell her it was a bonus \Nthat came with being reincarnated. All set. We're happy to \Nhave you in our guild! And now I've got a source of income. That was the day my new slow life began. I just take it easy every day, sleep as much as I want, tend to my field... and when I feel like getting some \Nexercise, I beat up slimes! They're valuable as my income source, so I try to defeat at least 25 a day. I've visited the nearby forest too. As a witch, I know right away \Nwhich plants have medicinal uses. I make some medicines occasionally and sell them in the village. With just minimal labor and a nice, easy day-to-day life... I truly live a life of leisure. My second life is treating \Nme fantastically well! And then, 300 years passed. And that's 26. I guess after doing this for 300 years, I must have leveled up a little... Oh, Witch of the Highlands! Hello. The medicine you brought \Nlast time worked great. Glad to hear it! It's been 300 years. I know more about this village's \Nhistory than anyone else now. We've been through a lot. I examined emergency patients and \Ntreated them with my medicines... I even stopped the spread of a plague. And now they all treat me \Nlike a guardian deity. Not that it bothers me at all. Hello! That's 5,200 gold for you. Thanks. See you tomorrow, then. Say, Witch of the Highlands... What is it? There's something I've been \Nwondering for a while. Just how strong are you now? How strong? Like in battle? Likely not all that strong... I'm registered as an adventurer, but I've never been on an adventure. Would you mind letting me \Ntake a look at your stats? Now that you mention it, they haven't \Nbeen checked in 300 years... But you've been protecting \NFlatta all this time, so I bet your stats are through the roof! Fine with me, but I'm really just a witch \Nwith knowledge of medicinal plants. Don't get your hopes up. Level 99?! You're seriously way too strong! Nah, this thing's just broken. I mean, I've never beaten \Nanything but slimes. There's no way I can have \N10,840,086 experience points. No, hang on! You've been defeating slimes every single day, \N365 days a year for 300 years, right? Well, yeah. I average about 25 per day. And then there's this! You have a special ability that boosts \Nthe experience points you earn! That means you get two additional experience \Npoints for every monster you defeat. Just two? Slimes are worth two experience points, but with this ability, that becomes four. Which means... Four times 25 times 365 times \N300 equals 10,950,000! I know they say slow and \Nsteady wins the race, but... A large dragon is said to be \Nworth 2,500 experience points, so that's 4,380 dragons \Nworth of experience points! I'm a super dragon killer, then! It's insane! This has to make you the strongest \Nadventurer in the world! What? The whole world? I always knew the Witch of the \NHighlands was truly a great witch! D'oh! You're kidding... If people find out about this and \NI get more and more famous... My slow life is over! Natalie, you can't tell a \Nsingle soul about this! Why not? I want to glorify \Nyou as much as you deserve! My stats are personal information. You wouldn't want the size of your \Nbreasts getting out, would you? I'm quite confident in their size, though. Boing! Flat... Anyway... Please don't tell anyone about my stats. I just want to live a quiet, secretive life. You got it! I swear I'll never tell anyone that \Nyou're the strongest there is! I would never do anything \Nto betray your trust! Level 99? I just can't believe it. How can numbers like that be possible \Njust from beating slimes? Freeze everything solid! It's true... There. Freeze solid! I didn't even realize I'd learned \Nthis magic, but it's super handy. And I can just use fire magic to thaw it. Can I help you? You are Azusa, the Witch \Nof the Highlands, yes? Yes, that's right. What would adventurers \Nlike you want with me? I would like to test my skills against you. Huh? I'm just a witch who ekes out a \Nliving gathering medicinal plants. What point is there in fighting me? I was told that a level 99 witch lived here. Gulp! You're mistaken! The panel just brought up some weird \Nnumbers because it was broken. My actual strength is around \Nlevel 10 at best... No, more like level 3... It's no use trying to lie! The mana is practically gushing \Nforth from your body! There's no doubt that \Nyou're incredibly strong! All right. I'll spar with you. But on one condition! If I win, you have to tell everyone that the \NWitch of the Highlands was no big deal. I'd really rather not \Nfight if I can avoid it. If you leave this circle, you lose. Anyone who steps outside \Nit is out of the fight. If everyone in your party \Nleaves it, you lose. Now, begin! Wind, be my servant and \Nblow with all your might! Oh, so that's how you use tornado magic. Keep it weak... as weak as possible... Wind, be my servant and \Nblow with all your might. No way! Run! She's a monster! Natalie! Oh, Witch of the Highlands. Didn't you promise me you \Nwouldn't tell anyone?! I swear I told no one! Then how... It was me! Who's that?! You're Ernst, the adventurer who's \Nnotorious for being loose-lipped! Were you sitting at that \Ntable back then, too? I couldn't believe the witch was level 99. So the rumor was true?! I saw her incredible magic with my own eyes! She's definitely level 99! That's how the Witch of the \NHighlands maxed out her level. And when that got around... Um... What can I do for you? You are the strongest of witches? A dragon came to see me. I am the most powerful dragon \Nin the province of Nanterre. My name is Laika. I have heard rumors that the \Nstrongest of witches resides here. You're not gonna tell me you want to \Ntest your strength against me, are you? Then there's no need to ask. Gloom... How far has that stupid rumor spread?! At least limit it to humans! I have no desire to be \Nknown as the strongest. I just want to live here quietly. You can have the title of the strongest. I cannot accept that! Fight me! We must settle this matter \Nbeyond a shadow of a doubt! This is a royal pain in the ass. And if I refuse? I will rampage. Okay, fine. I don't want \Nmy house to get wrecked. Let's do this. Remember, I never claimed to \Nbe the strongest anything, so if I turn out to be a \Nlot weaker, go easy on me. Very well. I am only concerned with proving \Nthat I am the strongest. I now bid a brief farewell to the earth. Ah, truly the skills of a witch. But do not assume you are my equal \Nsimply because you can fly. Freeze everything solid! It appears that you truly are \Na witch of high caliber. But it matters not how \Nadvanced your magic is! Take this! You will not escape! Freeze everything solid! How was that? Feeling a little brain freeze? W-Wait! Don't tear up my house! Don't you dare tear it up! It's so cold... I told you... not to wreck my house! W-What power... How could I suffer such a humiliating loss? So, Laika the dragon, make sure you fix my house, okay? Because if you don't... I'll make you regret it. V-Very well... I will take care of it. Um... I have a fair amount of money \Nstored in the mountain where I live. May I go and retrieve it? Fine, but if you run away on me... Rest assured, I will keep my promise! Guess I'll stay in the \Nvillage for a while... Oh, it's the witch! I heard you defeated a dragon! We saw it fleeing! Sorry... I did defeat the dragon, but my house was destroyed. Is it all right if I stay here for a while? Wow, nice... But isn't this a guest room? I'd be fine with a room at the inn. Oh, my, no! You're the great witch who protected \Nour village from a terrible dragon. Please use this room as you'd like. Um, Great Witch... When I was a child, \Nyour medicine saved my life. There are many people in this village \Nwho've been saved thanks to you. Well, I guess it can't hurt to take advantage \Nof people's kindness now and then. Okay! Good evening! Welcome. The Witch of the Highlands! A toast to the witch! Cheers! I'll take my usual omelette, and a beef stew. The omelettes here are just the best! And we feel "the best" \Nwith you protecting us. The great witch rules! Aw... Oh, well. Cheers to Flatta Village! Cheers! Last night was awesome. It actually made me glad I'm a witch. I'm sorry to interrupt your rest. There's someone here who \Nsays they wish to see you. Huh? I'm very sorry for the \Ntrouble I caused yesterday! Yesterday? Um, have we met somewhere? Oh, right. This is the first time \Nyou've seen me in this form. I am Laika, the Red Dragon \Nyou met yesterday. What?! We members of the dragon \Nrace can change our forms. I've brought the money \Nthat I had been saving. Thanks! This should be more than \Nenough to repair my house. A-Also, um... The truth is, I would like to ask a favor... What is it? M-May I... May I be your pupil?! Huh? Pupil? Yes! Fighting you made me realize \Nthat I still have much to learn! I'd like to cast away the vain notion \Nthat I am the strongest in Nanterre and start studying from square one! Your gung-ho attitude is fantastic, but I didn't get strong by \Ndoing any special training! I just made a habit of beating up the \Nlocal slimes, and this is what happened! I overestimated my powers as a dragon, growing too proud and neglecting \Nthe need to polish my skills. And that resulted in my humiliating defeat! So I wish to learn from your \Ndiligent day-to-day efforts! So serious! Please allow me to live \Nwith you as a worker! I want to learn your way of life! A live-in worker? Does that mean you'd cook \Nand clean for me, too? Yes, of course! With pleasure! This might just add another \Nlayer of ease to my slow life! Very well. I will accept you as my pupil. Thank you! By the way, how old are you? I was born about 300 years ago. Same as me, then... Is something wrong? I was just thinking, even after it's fixed up, \Nit might be too small for two people. Maybe we should expand it a bit. In that case, since I'm here, \Nwhy don't I build it? Build it? You're not an architect, are you? As long as I have wood and stones, all that remains is to put them \Ntogether. Please, allow me! Now, then... Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup... Hi-yah! Hey! Why don't we wrap up for the day? Let's head back to the village. Actually, Lady Azusa, I'm not tired. I can keep going. Dragons can see in the dark, so if I work \Nall night, I can finish by morning. Laika... That kind of thing is a hard no! Um... Did I say something wrong? Laika, you just said you'd \Nwork all night, didn't you? You can't do that. Absolutely not! I just wanted to show \Nyou how hard I can work... It's not good to use the phrase \N"work hard" so much like it's always positive! Look. See how it's getting dark? That's the world telling you that \Nyou've done enough for today. If nothing else, I didn't get strong \Nby pushing myself too hard. I just put in a moderate \Namount of effort every day. Now that you're my pupil, I want \Nyou to uphold that lifestyle. I understand. I will do as you say, Lady Azusa. Good. From now on, if you're tired \Nor just can't keep going, don't hesitate to say so. Your consideration toward \Nyour pupil touches my heart. Aren't you being a bit dramatic? Um, it's finished now. Does it please you? Yeah! It's amazing! You did it, Laika! I-If it pleases you, Lady Azusa, \NI could not be happier. Okay! Let's go, Laika! Today we \Ncelebrate in the village! Thus, 300 years after I reincarnated \Nand became a witch, my life with my very first pupil began.
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Slime 300 Truck'd Aizawa Azusa, twenty-seven years old. Female. Single. Corporate slave. All my life, I've lived only for my career. I set aside love, fun, and everything else \Nto focus on nothing but work. I've gone fifty days straight before. Whatever happened to \Nthe Labour Standards Act? Then, one day... I suddenly passed out in the middle of work. Aizawa! Aizawa! Ah, dang it. I just kicked the bucket, didn't I? Correct. You worked yourself to death \Ndespite only being in your twenties. How very heartbreaking. I see. So I literally lived and died by my career... It may not quite make up for it, but I shall bestow upon you a new life where \Nyou will feel happiness from beginning to end. You'll have the freedom to do \Nnearly anything you please! Sparkle! Really? Anything, no strings attached? Yup! I've got a bit of a soft spot for women. So... it's fine for a god to be biased? Yes, it is! Make me immortal and ageless, then! Sure! Hang on, it was that easy? That's pretty awesome. Mana will now begin circulating through you, reincarnating you into a body that will never age. Any other requests? No, no, I couldn't. The only thing I want is to lead a nice, peaceful life. Very well! I will reincarnate you as an immortal being \Nin some nice, relaxing highlands. And I may as well turn you \Ninto a youthful maiden! Around seventeen years old, just the way I like it! Presto! Puririn harurun powapowarin! Those are definitely highlands... Doesn't look Japanese, \Nbut I can somehow still read it. It says, uh... "Free for whoever wants it"? How generous. Did that goddess put this here for me? Is this my new body? Yeah, that's a seventeen-year-old's face, all right! Nice and cute! And what's this outfit about? \NI look super witchy! I truly have been reborn. Gone be the days of corporate slavery! So long, Aizawa Azusa! \NSay hello to the new Azusa Aizawa! And from today onward, \Nthis shall be my humble abode! With a field like that, I can be self-sufficient. Ooh, there's a village over there! Heck, I'm armed to boot! Got some pennies to my name, too! I oughta go explore. A slime? So I really did get Narnia'd somewhere else, huh? I can beat it, r-right? Barely felt a thing there. All righty then. Take that! This! And some of this! Is this supposed to be some kind of currency? May go against my self-sufficiency, \Nbut I can't say no to daily necessities. I'll just help myself to this. I suppose slimes are super common here. Oh, wow... Haven't seen you 'round these parts before. I just moved into a house in the highlands. Would you tell me about this village? This is the village of Flatta. We have a guild stationed here. \NYou should go talk to them. Will do, thank you! It's not a big village, but it definitely is pretty. Welcome to the adventurers' guild! What sets this village apart is how peaceful it is. Only monsters you'll find around here are slimes. These dropped from some slimes \NI killed on the way here... Those are magic stones. Only people who are registered to the guild can \Nexchange them for money. Is that all right with you? Sure. Please place your hand on this. Your occupation is "Witch". You're currently Level 1. So I really am a witch... Special abilities... Immortality?! Oh, wow! That's incredible! Some witches can live for a very long time, but being immortal at Level 1 is remarkable! Luck of the draw and all that, huh? Let's just forget that came as a bonus \Nwhen I was reincarnated. All set. We're happy to have you in our guild! Source of income, acquired! So started my new nice, quiet life. I can just kick back and relax every day, catch as many z's as I want, tend to my humble field... and when I feel like stretching \Nmy legs, I beat up slimes! They provide a stable source of income, so I try to eliminate twenty-five of them every day. I've also stopped by the nearby forest, too. Being a witch means I instantly know \Nwhich herbs have medicinal uses. I occasionally spend the time making medicine, \Nand then sell my creations in the village. All it takes is some minimal labour and a nice, chill day-to-day life, to truly live a life of leisure. My second life is treating me fantastically well! And before I knew it, three hundred years \Npassed by in the blink of an eye. Number twenty six. I've been at it for like three hundred years, so I must've levelled up somewhat... Oh, the Witch of the Highlands! Hello. The medicine you brought \Nlast time worked wonders. Glad to hear it! Three hundred years sure flew by, huh. I know more about this village's history \Nthan anyone alive here right now. We've been through a lot. I examined emergency patients and \Ntreated them with my medicines... Nipped a plague in the bud real quick, too... And now they all treat me like a guardian deity. Not that I really mind. Hello! That's 5,200 gold for you. Thanks. See you tomorrow, then. Say, Witch of the Highlands... What is it? Something's been on my mind for a while now. How strong are you now? How strong? Like in battle? Not particularly strong, I reckon? I'm registered as an adventurer, \Nbut actually adventuring is another story. Would you mind if I looked at your stats? Now that you mention it, I haven't had them \Nchecked in the last three hundred years. But you've been protecting Flatta all this time, so I bet your stats are through the roof! Fine with me, but I'm really just a witch \Nwho happens to know her medicinal herbs. Don't get your hopes up. Level 99?! Don't get my hopes up? \NThey were shot sky-high! Nah, this thing's just busted. I mean, I'm just an experienced slime slayer. That kinda busy work won't \Nnet you ten million experience. No, think about it a little! You've been defeating slimes every single day, \N365 days a year, for three hundred years, right? Well, yeah. I average about twenty-five a day. And then there's this little tidbit! See this special ability that boosts \Nthe experience you earn? It gives you two additional experience \Nper monster you defeat. Just two? Slimes are worth two experience, but with this ability, that becomes four. Which means... Four times twenty-five times 365 times \Nthree hundred equals 10,950,000! I know they say slow and steady \Nwins the race, but... A large dragon is said to be worth \N2,500 experience points, so that's 4,380 dragons worth of experience! I'm a super dragon killer, then! It's insane! You've got to be the strongest adventurer \Nin the whole wide world! What? The whole wide world? I always knew you were an amazing witch! D'oh! You're kidding... If this gets out and I start getting even more famous... My quiet life will be in shambles! Miss Natalie, what happens in the guild house, \Nstays in the guild house, do you understand? Huh, why? You deserve recognition \Nfor your accomplishments! My stats are personal information. You wouldn't want everybody and their mom \Nto learn your breast size, would you? I'm quite confident in their size, though. Boing! Flat... That matter aside, please don't tell anyone about my stats. I just want to live a quiet, secretive life. Loud and clear! I won't tell a soul that \Nyou're the strongest in town! Have I ever done anything to betray your trust? Level 99? I just can't believe it. It's beyond silly to even imagine \Na bit of slime grinding will get you that far. Glaciate everything before me! Silly, but true... There. Glaciate! I never even realised I'd learned this magic, \Nbut it's proving to be super handy. And I can just use fire magic to thaw it later. Hello, how may I help you? You're Azusa, the Witch of the Highlands, yeah? Yes, that would indeed be me. Whatever could a group \Nof adventurers want with me? I'd like to test my mettle against you. Huh? I'm just a witch who ekes out a living \Ngathering medicinal herbs. Why would you want to fight silly ol' me? I was told that a Level 99 witch lived here. Gulp! Oh, haha. They must've gotten the wrong memo. The panel just spouted out some \Nweird numbers 'cause it was broken. Truthfully, I'm only on par with a Level 10 at best... Or actually scratch that, Level 3. You can't hide it from us! The mana is practically \Ngushing forth from your body! I have no doubt that you are immensely powerful! Fine, fine. I'll spar with you. But on one condition and one condition only! If I win, you must tell everyone that \Nthe Witch of the Highlands is a total pushover. Daily skirmishes are not on my agenda, I'm afraid! If you leave the circle, you're out. No coming back in, am I clear? If your entire party is forced out, that's game. And with that out of the way, go! O Wind, be mine servant and \Nunleash thy strongest gale! Ah, so that's how you use tornado magic. Keep it weak... as weak as possible... O Wind, be mine servant and \Nunleash thy strongest gale! Seriously?! Run for it! She's insane! Natalie! Oh, Witch of the Highlands. What happened to "loud and clear"? I swear my lips were sealed tight and shut! Then how... It was I! Who're you?! You're Ernst, the adventurer \Nwho's notorious for being loose-lipped! Were you sitting at a table back then? I still can't believe that witch is Level 99! So the rumours were true?! I saw her incredible magic with me own two eyes! She's one hundred percent Level 99! That's how the Witch of the Highlands \Nmaxed out her level. And when word got around... Um... What can I m-mean to you? You are the strongest of witches? ...a dragon stopped by to see me. I am the most powerful dragon \Nin the province of Nanterre. My name is Laika. There have been whispers that \Nthe strongest of witches resides here. Let me guess, you're here to \N"test your mettle", aren't you? I'm glad you are quick on the uptake. Gloom... How far have those stupid rumours gone?! At least limit it to humans only! I'd rather not be known as \Nthe strongest if I can help it. I just want to live in peace and quiet. You can have the title if you want it. I cannot accept that! Square off against me! We must settle this matter \Nbeyond a shadow of a doubt! What a royal pain in the behind. And if I refuse? I will go on a rampage. I'd rather leave my humble abode out of this, \Nso fine. Let's get this over with. But just so we're clear, \NI never claimed to be strong. So if I turn out to be a weakling, go easy on me. I accept. I am only concerned with proving \Nthat I am the strongest. I now bid a brief farewell to the earth. Ah, truly the skills of a witch. But do not assume you are my equal \Nsimply because you can fly. Glaciate everything before me! It appears you truly are a witch of high calibre. But it matters not how advanced your magic is! Take this! You will not get away! Glaciate everything before me! How'd you like that? \NFeeling a little brain freeze? W-Wait! Don't tear up my house! Don't you dare! It's so cold... Wasn't I clear enough when I told you not to wreck my house?! Wh-What power... How could I suffer such a humiliating loss? So, Laika the dragon, make sure you fix up my house, 'kay? Because if you don't... I'll make you regret it. V-Very well... I will take care of it. Um... I have a fair amount of money \Nstored in the mountain where I live. May I go retrieve it? Fine, but if you run away on me... Rest assured, I will keep my promise! Guess I'll take refuge in the village for a while... Oh, it's the witch! I heard you defeated a dragon! We saw it flying with its tail between its legs! Sorry... I may have beaten him, \Nbut my house was wrecked in the process. Is it all right if I stay here for a while? Wow, nice... But isn't this a guest room? I'd be fine with a room at the inn. Oh, heavens, no! You're the great witch who protected \Nour village from a terrible dragon. Please use this room as you'd like. Um, Great Witch... When I was a child, \Nyour medicine saved my life. There are many people in this village \Nwho've been saved thanks to you. Well, I guess it can't hurt to take advantage \Nof people's kindness now and then. Okay! Good evening! Welcome. Oh, it's the Witch of the Highlands! A toast to the witch! Cheers! Same omelette as usual, please. And throw in a beef stew, too. The omelettes here are simply the best! And we feel "the best" with you protecting us. The Great Witch rules! Aw... Oh, well. Cheers to Flatta Village! Cheers! Last night was awesome. Made me feel glad to be a witch for once. I'm sorry to interrupt your rest. We have a guest who says they wish to see you. Hmm? I'm incredibly sorry for all the trouble I caused! Trouble? Um, have we met somewhere before? Oh, right. This is the first time \Nyou've seen me in this form. I am Laika, the Red Dragon you met yesterday. What?! Us dragons have the ability to \Nchange our forms whenever we please. I've brought the money that I had been saving. Thanks! This should cover repairs plenty. A-Also, um... To be quite frank, \NI would like to ask you a favour... What is it? M-May I... May I be your pupil?! Huh? Pupil? Yes! Fighting you truly put \Nmy lack of experience into perspective! I'd like to cast away the vain notion \Nthat I am the strongest in Nanterre, and start studying from square one! Your gung-ho attitude is fantastic, but I didn't get strong by \Ndoing some kinda special training! This is just the unfortunate result of me \Nkilling a bunch of local slimes! I overestimated my powers as a dragon, growing much too proud and \Nneglecting the need to polish my skills. And as a result, I suffered a humiliating defeat! So the diligence you show in your daily routine \Nis what I wish to learn from! Industrious much?! Please allow me to live with you as a worker! I want to learn your way of life! A live-in worker? Would that include cooking and cleaning, too? It would! I'd be honoured! This might just add another layer \Nof ease to my peaceful life! Very well. I accept you as my pupil. Thank you kindly! By the way, how old are you? I was born about three hundred years ago. Same as me, then... Is something the matter? I was just thinking that even when we fix it up, \Nit may still be too small to house two people. Maybe an expansion is in order. In that case, since I'm here, why don't I build it? Build it? You're not an architect, are you? As long as I have wood and stones, \Nall that remains is to assemble them. Please, allow me! Now, then... Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup... Hi-yah! Hey! Why don't we wrap up for the day? Let's head back. Actually, Lady Azusa, I'm not tired yet. I can keep going. Dragons can see in the dark, so if I work \Nall night, I can finish by morning. Laika. That kind of thing is a hard no! Um... Did I do something wrong? Laika, you may say that \Nyou can work through the night, but I can't allow it. Absolutely not. I just... wanted to show you how hard I can work... Even so, you should learn where to draw the line. Look. The sun's already setting. That's the world telling you \Nto pack it in for the day. At the very least, I didn't get \Nthis strong by pushing myself. I just put in a moderate amount \Nof effort every day. As my pupil, I'd like you to uphold that lifestyle. I understand. I will do as you say, Lady Azusa. Good. If you're tired or can't keep going, \Ndon't hesitate to say so. Take it easy from now on. Your consideration toward \Nyour pupil touches my heart. Aren't you being a bit dramatic? Um, it's finished now. Does it please you? Sure does! I'm in awe! Great work, Laika! I-If it pleases you, Lady Azusa, \NI could not be happier. Okay! Let's go, Laika! Today we celebrate in the village! Thus, three hundred years after \NI reincarnated and became a witch, my life with my very first pupil began.
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