Did You Read It?
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Oh, Meggie's running late. Okay. Hey, did you guys read that thing in the New Yorker last month about how golf is an analogy for marriage? I did. I did read that. Did you read the thing at McSweeney's? I was comparing CD tracks and album tracks. Did you read that? Yeah. Did you read that thing in Mother Jones about eco-chairs and eco-ways to sit? I did. Yeah. I did. Did you read that thing in Spain about all the festivals? I did. Did you read that thing in Pace? It was about the National. Oh, I saw that. Did you read that thing in Dwell about all the mid-century houses? Yeah. Did you read the New York Times? Yes. The New York Observer? Yes. Washington Post? Yes. Wall Street Journal? Of course I read it. Did you read that steampunk article in Boing Boing? I did not like the end of it. Did you read that sky writing over the Willamette River? Yes. Did you read that fortune cookie? Yes. From last night? Yes. Did you read it? Yes. There were two. Yes. Did you read that thing that guy wrote in the sand on the beach? Yeah. Did you read the Portland Mercury? Yes. Did you read the New York Times? Yes. Did you read that movie in the New York Times called the New Circus? Yes. Did you read Calvin and Hobbes? Yes. Did you read the Boston Globe? Yes. Did you read the Washington Blade? We read it together. Did you read it? Of course I did. I read it to a friend of mine. Did you read the closing credits of that movie? Did you read that book? Did you read it? Did you read the Bible? Did you read it? Do you read it? Did you read it? Did you read it? Finger writing on the window? You did? Because I did. I did. I did. Hey, Maggie. Did you guys read the new Portland Monthly? Yeah. Give me a minute. Give me a minute. Wait a minute. I got it. Hey, it says don't walk. Can't you read?
Oh, Meggie's running late. Okay. Hey, did you guys read that thing in the New Yorker last month about how golf is an analogy for marriage? I did. I did read that. Did you read the thing at McSweeney's? I was comparing CD tracks and album tracks. Did you read that? Yeah. Did you read that thing in Mother Jones about eco-chairs and eco-ways to sit? I did. Yeah. I did. Did you read that thing in Spain about all the festivals? I did. Did you read that thing in Pace? It was about the National. Oh, I saw that. Did you read that thing in Dwell about all the mid-century houses? Yeah. Did you read the New York Times? Yes. The New York Observer? Yes. Washington Post? Yes. Wall Street Journal? Of course I read it. Did you read that steampunk article in Boing Boing? I did not like the end of it. Did you read that sky writing over the Willamette River? Yes. Did you read that fortune cookie? Yes. From last night? Yes. Did you read it? Yes. There were two. Yes. Did you read that thing that guy wrote in the sand on the beach? Yeah. Did you read the Portland Mercury? Yes. Did you read that guy's book? Yes. Did you read the Dead Sea Circus? Sure. Did you read Calvin and Hobbes? Sure. Did you read the Boston Globe? Sure. Did you read the Washington Blade? We read it together. Did you read it? Uh-huh. Did you read it? Of course I did. You read it? I wrote it to a friend of mine. Did you read the closing credits of that movie? Yeah. Did you read that book, too? Did you read it? Did you read it? Did you read it? Finger writing on the windos? You did? I did. I did. I did. I did. Give me the gun! Wait! Wait! Wait! Hey! It says don't walk! Can't you read?