SANDA (2025) - S01E02 - AMZN vs KawaSubs

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AMZN
KawaSubs
So, this is what the boys' dorm is like inside.
So, this is what the boys' dorm is like inside.
I've never been in here before.
I've never been in here before.
I guess it's a little messy. Sorry about that.
I guess it's a little messy. Sorry about that.
It's Fuyumura...
It's Fuyumura...
...a girl, in street clothes...
...a girl, in street clothes...
...is in our room.
...is in our room.
Look at what Sanda dragged in.
Look at what Sanda dragged in.
I got you some you-know-whats.
I got you some you-know-whats.
I bought them in bulk.
I bought them in bulk.
Just in case.
Just in case.
Wow, really? Thank you!
Wow, really? Thank you!
That's all I came for. Later.
That's all I came for. Later.
This is a matter...
This is a matter...
of alarming importance!
of alarming importance!
Why would Fuyumura come to see you?
Why would Fuyumura come to see you?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
She came by to drop off these Bratty Beans, that's all.
She came by to drop off these Bratty Beans, that's all.
But why?
But why?
Because I love these things.
Because I love these things.
So, why is Fuyumura bringing you your favorite thing?
So, why is Fuyumura bringing you your favorite thing?
What do you mean, why?
What do you mean, why?
Look, it's almost time for dinner!
Look, it's almost time for dinner!
He's right.
He's right.
Hey, guys! Let's have a race to the cafeteria!
Hey, guys! Let's have a race to the cafeteria!
On your marks, get--
On your marks, get—
Sanda!
Sanda!
Utagawa, grill him!
Utagawa, grill him!
What's the story between you and that girl?
What's the story between you and that girl?
I'm sorry, I'll have to run it past my talent agency before I can comment.
I'm sorry, I'll have to run it past my talent agency before I can comment.
What's the name of your agency?
What's the name of your agency?
My roommates and I are always goofing around...
My roommates and I are always goofing around...
but we're treated as national treasures all the same.
but we're treated as national treasures all the same.
As it stands today in Tenshi year 5, there are roughly 50,000 citizens under age 15.
As it stands today in Tenshi year 5, there are roughly 50,000 citizens under age 15.
That's a mere 0.1% of the population of Japan.
That's a mere 0.1% of the population of Japan.
Here at Daikoku Welfare Academy,
Here at Daikoku Welfare Academy,
we handful of kids are monitored and protected in all aspects
we handful of kids are monitored and protected in all aspects
of our lives and education.
of our lives and education.
So, then I say--
So, then I say—
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon.
Utagawa, you're the only student who has yet to turn in his Math II handout.
Utagawa, you're the only student who has yet to turn in his Math II handout.
Oops! I forgot all about it!
Oops! I forgot all about it!
Sorry, Teach!
Sorry, Teach!
It's only natural that adults would be deferential to kids.
It's only natural that adults would be deferential to kids.
I guess it was the opposite in the past with kids showing deference to adults,
I guess it was the opposite in the past with kids showing deference to adults,
which is why I think we're pretty spoiled.
which is why I think we're pretty spoiled.
Can you believe this?
Can you believe this?
Is it just me or are our meals getting crappier every year?
Is it just me or are our meals getting crappier every year?
It's because the country is getting poorer every year.
It's because the country is getting poorer every year.
We can't complain.
We can't complain.
I'm just thankful that meat is still on the menu today.
I'm just thankful that meat is still on the menu today.
Right, Sanda? Huh?
Right, Sanda? Huh?
Yep. Kids really are life's greatest treasure.
Yep. Kids really are life's greatest treasure.
Yo, Sanda, what's gotten into you?
Yo, Sanda, what's gotten into you?
C'mon now! Dig in, you guys!
C'mon now! Dig in, you guys!
Lately, these guys have been so cute, I could die.
Lately, these guys have been so cute, I could die.
Lately, something about Sanda's been a little...
Lately, something about Sanda's been a little...
Yep!
Yep!
Right? Isn't he acting weird?
Right? Isn't he acting weird?
I'll cut out the bad meat for you, so make sure you eat it all.
I'll cut out the bad meat for you, so make sure you eat it all.
Knock it off!
Knock it off!
Fuyumura came by this morning in those sexy street clothes,
Fuyumura came by this morning in those sexy street clothes,
and you didn't bat an eye!
and you didn't bat an eye!
What's the deal with you acting all weird and mature lately?
What's the deal with you acting all weird and mature lately?
What have you done with our childlike, stupid and annoying Sanda?
What have you done with our childlike, stupid and annoying Sanda?
Fuyumura was in her street clothes?
Fuyumura was in her street clothes?
Oh, hey, you're right.
Oh, hey, you're right.
What kind of outfit was it?
What kind of outfit was it?
No, it's more than that.
No, it's more than that.
It didn't even register with me
It didn't even register with me
that Fuyumura wasn't wearing her school uniform.
that Fuyumura wasn't wearing her school uniform.
I mean, Fuyumura isn't a member of the opposite sex to me anymore.
I mean, Fuyumura isn't a member of the opposite sex to me anymore.
I just see her as a child.
I just see her as a child.
Hang on, does this mean...
Hang on, does this mean...
Am I turning into Santa on the inside, too?
Am I turning into Santa on the inside, too?
Sanda, are you okay?
Sanda, are you okay?
Huh?
Huh?
A-Amaya!
A-Amaya!
Sorry about earlier. I guess I made things weird.
Sorry about earlier. I guess I made things weird.
How are the guys?
How are the guys?
Don't worry about them. They went to the bathroom.
Don't worry about them. They went to the bathroom.
They're freaking out a little, that's all.
They're freaking out a little, that's all.
They feel like if they see a friend growing up...
They feel like if they see a friend growing up...
that means they ought to grow up, too.
that means they ought to grow up, too.
These days, everyone wants to stay a kid forever.
These days, everyone wants to stay a kid forever.
You're perfectly normal, Sanda.
You're perfectly normal, Sanda.
Thanks for saying that.
Thanks for saying that.
I wish the others were as understanding as you, Amaya.
I wish the others were as understanding as you, Amaya.
Well, that's because...
Well, that's because...
I know your secret identity.
I know your secret identity.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hey!
Hey!
Let's go hit the baths! Huh?
Let's go hit the baths! Huh?
Hey, don't crash out on us!
Hey, don't crash out on us!
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Don't worry, I'll wake him up.
Don't worry, I'll wake him up.
We'll catch up.
We'll catch up.
Really?
Really?
We'll hold you to it, Pretty Boy!
We'll hold you to it, Pretty Boy!
Quit your lollygagging, Sanda!
Quit your lollygagging, Sanda!