ODDTAXI (2021) - S01E01 - MTBB vs LostYears

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And now for the news.
And now for the news.
A high school girl has gone missing in Nerima City, Tokyo.
A high school girl has gone missing in Nerima City, Tokyo.
She has been unreachable since she left her home late at night on the 4th of this month.
She has been unreachable since she left her home late at night on the 4th of this month.
The police believe foul play may be involved.
The police believe foul play may be involved.
We, the Homosapiens, just received the results of Round 1 of the N-1.
We, the Homosapiens, just received the results of Round 1 of the N-1.
And would you believe it? We passed!
And would you believe it? We passed!
Of course we did.
Of course we did.
Even amateurs make it past Round 1.
Even amateurs make it past Round 1.
Where do you think the finish line is?
Where do you think the finish line is?
But last year, we failed in Round 2.
But last year, we failed in Round 2.
After ten years in the business, I can't believe they did that to us.
After ten years in the business, I can't believe they did that to us.
Just thinking about it pisses me off.
Just thinking about it pisses me off.
Now, now...
Now, now...
Seriously, why? Those judges have no idea what they were talking about.
Seriously, why? Those judges have no idea what they were talking about.
Don't start.
Don't start.
I smell collusion.
I smell collusion.
In the first place, why are we being judged by guys who are less funny than us?
In the first place, why are we being judged by guys who are less funny than us?
Hey, look! Uh, we've received some fan mail.
Hey, look! Uh, we've received some fan mail.
It's from high school student Nagashima Satoshi from Tokyo.
It's from high school student Nagashima Satoshi from Tokyo.
"Good evening. I went to see Round 1.
"Good evening. I went to see Round 1.
Simply put, your jokes aren't funny.
Simply put, your jokes aren't funny.
A whole minute passed before you made your first joke.
A whole minute passed before you made your first joke.
Then you failed to follow up on it while making the same jokes over and over again,
Then you failed to follow up on it while making the same jokes over and over again,
resulting in waves of uneasy laughter.
resulting in waves of uneasy laughter.
Just watching you guys made me anxious.
Just watching you guys made me anxious.
You should come up with better jokes more appropriate for a prize competition."
You should come up with better jokes more appropriate for a prize competition."
Who the hell is this guy?
Who the hell is this guy?
Moving on! Let's listen to some music.
Moving on! Let's listen to some music.
This is Mystery Kiss's debut single, "Supernatural Love Phenomenon."
This is Mystery Kiss's debut single, "Supernatural Love Phenomenon."
Where to?
Where to?
Nerima.
Nerima.
Could you turn off the radio?
Could you turn off the radio?
I'm trying to think.
I'm trying to think.
One more bar.
One more bar.
Driver, has anything interesting happened to you recently?
Driver, has anything interesting happened to you recently?
Interesting? Uh...
Interesting? Uh...
Time's up.
Time's up.
I'm starting to realize I wasn't that interested in hearing the answer to my own question.
I'm starting to realize I wasn't that interested in hearing the answer to my own question.
When someone asks me a question, I come up with about five possible answers.
When someone asks me a question, I come up with about five possible answers.
It takes time for me to choose the best answer that also won't offend anyone.
It takes time for me to choose the best answer that also won't offend anyone.
I bet you respond quickly with whatever pops into your head first, without considering your answer carefully.
I bet you respond quickly with whatever pops into your head first, without considering your answer carefully.
Congrats, I'm offended.
Congrats, I'm offended.
Why'd you ask if anything interesting had happened?
Why'd you ask if anything interesting had happened?
I'm trying to go viral.
I'm trying to go viral.
Viral?
Viral?
I want my posts to be spread all over social media.
I want my posts to be spread all over social media.
Why?
Why?
Why? 'Cause my friends have and I haven't.
Why? 'Cause my friends have and I haven't.
You're sure wasting your time on pointless shit, huh?
You're sure wasting your time on pointless shit, huh?
It's not pointless. It's important.
It's not pointless. It's important.
Likes and followers represent a person's worth.
Likes and followers represent a person's worth.
Job recruiters look at that stuff, even.
Job recruiters look at that stuff, even.
Huh. What kind of posts go viral?
Huh. What kind of posts go viral?
Posts that make people laugh.
Posts that make people laugh.
Emotional posts and refreshing posts about poetic justice, too.
Emotional posts and refreshing posts about poetic justice, too.
Also, posts about foreigners' perspectives on gender in Japan.
Also, posts about foreigners' perspectives on gender in Japan.
Can you give an example?
Can you give an example?
A good example would be...
A good example would be...
"The other day, I overheard this conversation while working on a manuscript at Starbucks:
"The other day, I overheard this conversation while working on a manuscript at Starbucks:
'Man, I don't want to go to the dentist.'
'Man, I don't want to go to the dentist.'
'Having lots of cavities is an indication that you're loved.'
'Having lots of cavities is an indication that you're loved.'
'It means your parents fed you mouth-to-mouth
'It means your parents fed you mouth-to-mouth
or shared a spoon with you when you were a kid.'
or shared a spoon with you when you were a kid.'
'Seriously?'
'Seriously?'
'By the way, I have zero cavities.'
'By the way, I have zero cavities.'
That exchange between two handsome high school boys
That exchange between two handsome high school boys
was so overwhelmingly precious that I wanted to hug them."
was so overwhelmingly precious that I wanted to hug them."
Sounds gross.
Sounds gross.
It's unnecessary to show off that they're a creative by saying they were writing a manuscript.
It's unnecessary to show off that they're a creative by saying they were writing a manuscript.
Plus, you can practically hear them saying,
Plus, you can practically hear them saying,
"Not only did I witness this amusing scene, but my retelling of it is so pithy. How great is my taste?"
"Not only did I witness this amusing scene, but my retelling of it is so pithy. How great is my taste?"
Can't even hide their own vanity. It's gross.
Can't even hide their own vanity. It's gross.
You're really not afraid to hate on stuff, are you?
You're really not afraid to hate on stuff, are you?
Well, it's not like you can make something up.
Well, it's not like you can make something up.
Sure you can. This post is probably made up, too.
Sure you can. This post is probably made up, too.
And you're okay with that?
And you're okay with that?
Oh! I just got a great idea.
Oh! I just got a great idea.
Driver, could you take a selfie of us together?
Driver, could you take a selfie of us together?
Will that go viral?
Will that go viral?
Just do it.
Just do it.
Done. Look.
Done. Look.
That's going to go viral?
That's going to go viral?
Wholesome posts tend to go viral, too.
Wholesome posts tend to go viral, too.
Anyway, you picked up the term "viral" quickly.
Anyway, you picked up the term "viral" quickly.
Shouldn't you blur the faces?
Shouldn't you blur the faces?
You mean yours?
You mean yours?
I guess some people don't like this kind of thing.
I guess some people don't like this kind of thing.
No, yours.
No, yours.
Why would I blur mine?
Why would I blur mine?
Are you saying I'm deceased or that my face is indecent?
Are you saying I'm deceased or that my face is indecent?
Oh. It's just you, Odokawa.
Oh. It's just you, Odokawa.
What's that supposed to mean?
What's that supposed to mean?
I've got a passenger. Make it quick.
I've got a passenger. Make it quick.
Have you seen this guy?
Have you seen this guy?
That's odd. Aren't you friends with him?
That's odd. Aren't you friends with him?
I'm asking for convenience's sake. Use your head.
I'm asking for convenience's sake. Use your head.
What's he mean, Bro?
What's he mean, Bro?
Ah, Little Bro. This guy's crazy.
Ah, Little Bro. This guy's crazy.
Are we done here?
Are we done here?