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And now for the news.
And now for the news.
A high school girl has gone missing in Nerima City, Tokyo.
A high school girl has gone missing in Nerima City, Tokyo.
She has been unreachable since she left her home late at night on the 4th of this month.
She has been unreachable since she left her home late at night on the 4th of this month.
The police believe foul play may be involved.
The police believe foul play may be involved.
We, the Homosapiens, just received the results of Round 1 of the N-1.
We, the Homosapiens, just received the results of Round 1 of the N-1.
And would you believe it? We passed!
And would you believe it? We passed!
Of course we did.
Of course we did.
Even amateurs make it past Round 1.
Even amateurs make it past Round 1.
Where do you think the finish line is?
Where do you think the finish line is?
But last year, we failed in Round 2.
But last year, we failed in Round 2.
After ten years in the business, I can't believe they did that to us.
After ten years in the business, I can't believe they did that to us.
Just thinking about it pisses me off.
Just thinking about it pisses me off.
Now, now...
Now, now...
Seriously, why? Those judges have no idea what they were talking about.
Seriously, why? Those judges have no idea what they were talking about.
Don't start.
Don't start.
I smell collusion.
I smell collusion.
In the first place, why are we being judged by guys who are less funny than us?
In the first place, why are we being judged by guys who are less funny than us?
Hey, look! Uh, we've received some fan mail.
Hey, look! Uh, we've received some fan mail.
It's from high school student Nagashima Satoshi from Tokyo.
It's from high school student Nagashima Satoshi from Tokyo.
"Good evening. I went to see Round 1.
"Good evening. I went to see Round 1.
Simply put, your jokes aren't funny.
Simply put, your jokes aren't funny.
A whole minute passed before you made your first joke.
A whole minute passed before you made your first joke.
Then you failed to follow up on it while making the same jokes over and over again,
Then you failed to follow up on it while making the same jokes over and over again,
resulting in waves of uneasy laughter.
resulting in waves of uneasy laughter.
Just watching you guys made me anxious.
Just watching you guys made me anxious.
You should come up with better jokes more appropriate for a prize competition."
You should come up with better jokes more appropriate for a prize competition."
Who the hell is this guy?
Who the hell is this guy?
Moving on! Let's listen to some music.
Moving on! Let's listen to some music.
This is Mystery Kiss's debut single, "Supernatural Love Phenomenon."
This is Mystery Kiss's debut single, "Supernatural Love Phenomenon."
Where to?
Where to?
Nerima.
Nerima.
Could you turn off the radio?
Could you turn off the radio?
I'm trying to think.
I'm trying to think.
One more bar.
One more bar.
Driver, has anything interesting happened to you recently?
Driver, has anything interesting happened to you recently?
Interesting? Uh...
Interesting? Uh...
Time's up.
Time's up.
I'm starting to realize I wasn't that interested in hearing the answer to my own question.
I'm starting to realize I wasn't that interested in hearing the answer to my own question.
When someone asks me a question, I come up with about five possible answers.
When someone asks me a question, I come up with about five possible answers.
It takes time for me to choose the best answer that also won't offend anyone.
It takes time for me to choose the best answer that also won't offend anyone.
I bet you respond quickly with whatever pops into your head first, without considering your answer carefully.
I bet you respond quickly with whatever pops into your head first, without considering your answer carefully.
Congrats, I'm offended.
Congrats, I'm offended.
Why'd you ask if anything interesting had happened?
Why'd you ask if anything interesting had happened?
I'm trying to go viral.
I'm trying to go viral.
Viral?
Viral?
I want my posts to be spread all over social media.
I want my posts to be spread all over social media.
Why?
Why?
Why? 'Cause my friends have and I haven't.
Why? 'Cause my friends have and I haven't.
You're sure wasting your time on pointless shit, huh?
You're sure wasting your time on pointless shit, huh?
It's not pointless. It's important.
It's not pointless. It's important.
Likes and followers represent a person's worth.
Likes and followers represent a person's worth.
Job recruiters look at that stuff, even.
Job recruiters look at that stuff, even.
Huh. What kind of posts go viral?
Huh. What kind of posts go viral?
Posts that make people laugh.
Posts that make people laugh.
Emotional posts and refreshing posts about poetic justice, too.
Emotional posts and refreshing posts about poetic justice, too.
Also, posts about foreigners' perspectives on gender in Japan.
Also, posts about foreigners' perspectives on gender in Japan.
Can you give an example?
Can you give an example?
A good example would be...
A good example would be...
"The other day, I overheard this conversation while working on a manuscript at Starbucks:
"The other day, I overheard this conversation while working on a manuscript at Starbucks:
'Man, I don't want to go to the dentist.'
'Man, I don't want to go to the dentist.'
'Having lots of cavities is an indication that you're loved.'
'Having lots of cavities is an indication that you're loved.'
'It means your parents fed you mouth-to-mouth
'It means your parents fed you mouth-to-mouth
or shared a spoon with you when you were a kid.'
or shared a spoon with you when you were a kid.'
'Seriously?'
'Seriously?'
'By the way, I have zero cavities.'
'By the way, I have zero cavities.'
That exchange between two handsome high school boys
That exchange between two handsome high school boys
was so overwhelmingly precious that I wanted to hug them."
was so overwhelmingly precious that I wanted to hug them."
Sounds gross.
Sounds gross.
It's unnecessary to show off that they're a creative by saying they were writing a manuscript.
It's unnecessary to show off that they're a creative by saying they were writing a manuscript.
Plus, you can practically hear them saying,
Plus, you can practically hear them saying,
"Not only did I witness this amusing scene, but my retelling of it is so pithy. How great is my taste?"
"Not only did I witness this amusing scene, but my retelling of it is so pithy. How great is my taste?"
Can't even hide their own vanity. It's gross.
Can't even hide their own vanity. It's gross.
You're really not afraid to hate on stuff, are you?
You're really not afraid to hate on stuff, are you?
Well, it's not like you can make something up.
Well, it's not like you can make something up.
Sure you can. This post is probably made up, too.
Sure you can. This post is probably made up, too.
And you're okay with that?
And you're okay with that?
Oh! I just got a great idea.
Oh! I just got a great idea.
Driver, could you take a selfie of us together?
Driver, could you take a selfie of us together?
Will that go viral?
Will that go viral?
Just do it.
Just do it.
Done. Look.
Done. Look.
That's going to go viral?
That's going to go viral?
Wholesome posts tend to go viral, too.
Wholesome posts tend to go viral, too.
Anyway, you picked up the term "viral" quickly.
Anyway, you picked up the term "viral" quickly.
Shouldn't you blur the faces?
Shouldn't you blur the faces?
You mean yours?
You mean yours?
I guess some people don't like this kind of thing.
I guess some people don't like this kind of thing.
No, yours.
No, yours.
Why would I blur mine?
Why would I blur mine?
Are you saying I'm deceased or that my face is indecent?
Are you saying I'm deceased or that my face is indecent?
Oh. It's just you, Odokawa.
Oh. It's just you, Odokawa.
What's that supposed to mean?
What's that supposed to mean?
I've got a passenger. Make it quick.
I've got a passenger. Make it quick.
Have you seen this guy?
Have you seen this guy?
That's odd. Aren't you friends with him?
That's odd. Aren't you friends with him?
I'm asking for convenience's sake. Use your head.
I'm asking for convenience's sake. Use your head.
What's he mean, Bro?
What's he mean, Bro?
Ah, Little Bro. This guy's crazy.
Ah, Little Bro. This guy's crazy.
Are we done here?
Are we done here?
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MTBB And now for the news. A high school girl has gone missing in Nerima City, Tokyo. She has been unreachable since she left her home late at night on the 4th of this month. The police believe foul play may be involved. We, the Homosapiens, just received the results of Round 1 of the N-1. And would you believe it? We passed! Of course we did. Even amateurs make it past Round 1. Where do you think the finish line is? But last year, we failed in Round 2. After ten years in the business, I can't believe they did that to us. Just thinking about it pisses me off. Now, now... Seriously, why? Those judges have no idea what they were talking about. Don't start. I smell collusion. In the first place, why are we being judged by guys who are less funny than us? Hey, look! Uh, we've received some fan mail. It's from high school student Nagashima Satoshi from Tokyo. "Good evening. I went to see Round 1. Simply put, your jokes aren't funny. A whole minute passed before you made your first joke. Then you failed to follow up on it while making the same jokes over and over again, resulting in waves of uneasy laughter. Just watching you guys made me anxious. You should come up with better jokes more appropriate for a prize competition." Who the hell is this guy? Moving on! Let's listen to some music. This is Mystery Kiss's debut single, "Supernatural Love Phenomenon." Where to? Nerima. Could you turn off the radio? I'm trying to think. One more bar. Driver, has anything interesting happened to you recently? Interesting? Uh... Time's up. I'm starting to realize I wasn't that interested in hearing the answer to my own question. When someone asks me a question, I come up with about five possible answers. It takes time for me to choose the best answer that also won't offend anyone. I bet you respond quickly with whatever pops into your head first, without considering your answer carefully. Congrats, I'm offended. Why'd you ask if anything interesting had happened? I'm trying to go viral. Viral? I want my posts to be spread all over social media. Why? Why? 'Cause my friends have and I haven't. You're sure wasting your time on pointless shit, huh? It's not pointless. It's important. Likes and followers represent a person's worth. Job recruiters look at that stuff, even. Huh. What kind of posts go viral? Posts that make people laugh. Emotional posts and refreshing posts about poetic justice, too. Also, posts about foreigners' perspectives on gender in Japan. Can you give an example? A good example would be... "The other day, I overheard this conversation while working on a manuscript at Starbucks: 'Man, I don't want to go to the dentist.' 'Having lots of cavities is an indication that you're loved.' 'It means your parents fed you mouth-to-mouth or shared a spoon with you when you were a kid.' 'Seriously?' 'By the way, I have zero cavities.' That exchange between two handsome high school boys was so overwhelmingly precious that I wanted to hug them." Sounds gross. It's unnecessary to show off that they're a creative by saying they were writing a manuscript. Plus, you can practically hear them saying, "Not only did I witness this amusing scene, but my retelling of it is so pithy. How great is my taste?" Can't even hide their own vanity. It's gross. You're really not afraid to hate on stuff, are you? Well, it's not like you can make something up. Sure you can. This post is probably made up, too. And you're okay with that? Oh! I just got a great idea. Driver, could you take a selfie of us together? Will that go viral? Just do it. Done. Look. That's going to go viral? Wholesome posts tend to go viral, too. Anyway, you picked up the term "viral" quickly. Shouldn't you blur the faces? You mean yours? I guess some people don't like this kind of thing. No, yours. Why would I blur mine? Are you saying I'm deceased or that my face is indecent? Oh. It's just you, Odokawa. What's that supposed to mean? I've got a passenger. Make it quick. Have you seen this guy? That's odd. Aren't you friends with him? I'm asking for convenience's sake. Use your head. What's he mean, Bro? Ah, Little Bro. This guy's crazy. Are we done here? Can't you brothers wait until you're home to argue? We're good. Get outta here. Hey, Bro. What did he mean when he said you and a wanted criminal are friends? Listen, Little Bro. Don't listen to a word that comes outta that taxi driver's mouth. Yeah, I mean, he's a taxi driver. Yup. That loathsome taxi driver tells lies like it's no big deal. What an awful guy. Man, I should've taken a picture of that. It looked like something you'd see on TV. I don't like him. He's anal about stupid little details. You do have a license, don't you? Yeah. I guessed on the vision test, though. That's hardly a minor detail. I'm scared now. You'll be fine. I've got night blindness. That's even worse! So, why'd you become a taxi driver? Time's up. Ah, here is fine. That'll be 5,610 yen. Here's exact change. Thank you. Don't forget anything in the car. If we don't make it this year, we're through. Are you being serious, Shibagaki? You've been dragging me down forever. You can't say that on public airwaves. Shut up, you nincompoop. Now that's an insult you don't hear often. Let's move onto our next segment. Cutting through this week's news, Shibagaki Eyes. Anyway, apparently a high school girl has gone missing in Nerima City. Scary stuff. I hope she turns up safe. Absolutely. So, she's still missing? Yeah, that's why she's in the news. Sorry, Driver. I forgot my phone. Could you come back? I told you not to leave anything in the car. Did it go viral? I hope she comes back safe. The notifications won't stop. Seriously? It went viral. I'm worried, okay? I'm worried about her. Right. It's seriously concerning. We're worried about you. Over in Nerima City, right? Seriously. What's going to happen next? Well, if they're listening to this radio program... According to the police, the student spoke with her family around 10 P.M., and then left the house. A security camera captured her entering a taxi after leaving the convenience store near her home, where she was shopping alone. After this, she went missing, and her mother submitted a missing persons report to the police on the 6th. Are you happy? You can run away whenever you want. I'm not trapping you in here or keeping you tied up. You chose to come here. Why did you come to my place? Oh, are you hungry? I'm heading to the clinic now. I'm working after that, so I'll be back late. You know you can run away anytime, right? Well, Odokawa? Have you been sleeping well? I go to sleep while listening to rakugo. I've already memorized it, you quack. Master Shofutei Donraku's routine? Yeah. I'm surprised you know about him. I've got a Donraku eraser. A what? I don't really understand it myself, but it's an original Master Donraku eraser. Where on earth is there demand for something like that? Apparently there's only one of them in the whole world. Why do you have it? Well... You can have it. Donraku's rakugo builds such expansive scenes. It's easy to follow. Really? For me, even sutras are more exciting. You're getting your mind that empty and you still can't sleep? Hey, Odokawa. What do I look like to you? A gorilla. Well, you're not wrong. Do you listen to rakugo online? No, I listen to cassette tapes. Cassette tapes? Kids these days don't know what those are. They don't know what rewinding is! No way. We knew about phonographs and hand-crank phones even though we'd never touched one. They were in movies and stuff. Drop the "kids these days" crap. Odokawa, why don't you get married already? You're even more unexpected than Bruce Springsteen in "We Are the World." That guy who comes on after Al Jarreau? What are you talking about? Didn't it make you jump the first time you heard it? I think Bruce Springsteen is the MVP, though. It's certainly impressive the way he goes toe-to-toe with Stevie Wonder in the second half of the song. They actually filmed those separately. Bruce Springsteen recorded his part first. You're drunk on the sound of the name "Bruce Springsteen," aren't you? Who doesn't want to say "Bruce Springsteen?" Try saying Bruce Springsteen three times fast. Bruce Springsteen, Brust Springsteen, Bruce Springspreen. You messed up. No, I didn't. Doctor. Your next patient is waiting. Oh. What was I saying? Right. Maybe you'd sleep better if you got married. I know a concession of defeat when I see one. Are we done here? I'm leaving. Yeah. I'll prescribe you a stronger medicine. You've got work now, right? Don't take it right away. I know. Hey. What are you doing? We received information linking you to the Nerima missing high school girl case. How'd you know I'd be here? I went to your place. Your car wasn't there, and I thought about forcing your front door open, but... So, you thought you'd force my car door open instead? Not if you'll cooperate with my investigation. Is this really an investigation? Why are you alone? It's simple. If you've got nothing to hide, open your door. This dash cam allows you to film the inside of your vehicle, doesn't it? That's right. How long do you store your recordings? It starts recording when passengers get in or out of the car, or if it detects odd movement, so about two weeks. She'll be on here, then. What? That high school girl from Nerima got in your car. My car? I'm taking your data. This is a seizure. If anything comes up, I expect your cooperation again. Don't go to the police, though. What if I do? Not sure, but I imagine a wanted criminal armed with a gun might kill you. My back's been hurting recently. Oh, my. Will you be able to do your cleaning job? They'll get the job done just fine without me. From society's perspective, I should be thrown out with the trash. My employers would probably prefer someone younger, too. No one will say anything even if I take the day off. You weren't supposed to laugh. I wasn't? You're supposed to express support. Hey. Doctor, good evening. Beer, please. How are you feeling, Kakihana? Aside from my back, not bad, thanks to you, Dr. Goriki. Odokawa called me a quack. Sounds like something he'd say. Could you guys talk to him, too? About what? Tell Odokawa to go to a bigger hospital. Is something wrong with him? Don't you think he's strange? He's always been strange. He hates people, he's sarcastic. His parents abandoned him. Of course he's twisted. Not that. It's something more... fundamental. Come to think of it, I saw Daimon the other day. He said something odd. He thought Odokawa might be involved in the Nerima missing person case. No way. He went to question Odokawa's neighbors. They said they heard Odokawa talking to someone when he supposedly lives alone. Maybe he was on the phone. I heard the police were looking for Dobu. Dobu? You mean that dangerous fellow? Ma'am, you know about him? What makes him dangerous? They say he beat up a group of thugs who got drunk and rowdy at a club by himself, and knocked out an underground martial artist with a single blow. I don't get it. The group that underground martial artist belongs to tried to beat up Dobu, but he beat them up instead. I bet biotechnology is the only thing that can beat him. I'm not sure how much of that is true, but I wouldn't want to get involved with him. Either way, that preposterous story is hard to believe. By the way, ma'am, just between us, I promise I won't get upset, so be honest with me. Would you marry me— No way. That was quick! Why not? Because... Is it money? It's always money, isn't it? Money is the product of a person's abilities. Of course it's important. You don't know true love, ma'am. List off the benefits of marrying you, then. I pledge to never hit you. Don't list something obvious like it's one of the Three Non-Nuclear Principles. Come on, don't be like that. Aw, it's fine. Hello? Good evening, Doctor. What's wrong? Some medicine is missing. Since when? How much is missing? I don't know exactly, but at least some of it went missing today. Psychotropic drugs. About 6,000 pills. Who was working today? You're taking a taxi after work? Nurses must make good money. You remember me. You're the only alpaca around here. What's so funny? Are you laughing to be polite? I never understand what young people are thinking. Drop the "kids these days" crap. Do taxi drivers get a lot of girls? Depends on the person. I bet you get some cute passengers, like idols. Sometimes. Lucky. So, gone viral yet? Dude, gimme a break.
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LostYears And now for the news. A high school girl has gone missing in Nerima City, Tokyo. She has been unreachable since she left her home late at night on the 4th of this month. The police believe foul play may be involved. We, the Homosapiens, just received the results of Round 1 of the N-1. And would you believe it? We passed! Of course we did. Even amateurs make it past Round 1. Where do you think the finish line is? But last year, we failed in Round 2. After ten years in the business, I can't believe they did that to us. Just thinking about it pisses me off. Now, now... Seriously, why? Those judges have no idea what they were talking about. Don't start. I smell collusion. In the first place, why are we being judged by guys who are less funny than us? Hey, look! Uh, we've received some fan mail. It's from high school student Nagashima Satoshi from Tokyo. "Good evening. I went to see Round 1. Simply put, your jokes aren't funny. A whole minute passed before you made your first joke. Then you failed to follow up on it while making the same jokes over and over again, resulting in waves of uneasy laughter. Just watching you guys made me anxious. You should come up with better jokes more appropriate for a prize competition." Who the hell is this guy? Moving on! Let's listen to some music. This is Mystery Kiss's debut single, "Supernatural Love Phenomenon." Where to? Nerima. Could you turn off the radio? I'm trying to think. One more bar. Driver, has anything interesting happened to you recently? Interesting? Uh... Time's up. I'm starting to realize I wasn't that interested in hearing the answer to my own question. When someone asks me a question, I come up with about five possible answers. It takes time for me to choose the best answer that also won't offend anyone. I bet you respond quickly with whatever pops into your head first, without considering your answer carefully. Congrats, I'm offended. Why'd you ask if anything interesting had happened? I'm trying to go viral. Viral? I want my posts to be spread all over social media. Why? Why? 'Cause my friends have and I haven't. You're sure wasting your time on pointless shit, huh? It's not pointless. It's important. Likes and followers represent a person's worth. Job recruiters look at that stuff, even. Huh. What kind of posts go viral? Posts that make people laugh. Emotional posts and refreshing posts about poetic justice, too. Also, posts about foreigners' perspectives on gender in Japan. Can you give an example? A good example would be... "The other day, I overheard this conversation while working on a manuscript at Starbucks: 'Man, I don't want to go to the dentist.' 'Having lots of cavities is an indication that you're loved.' 'It means your parents fed you mouth-to-mouth or shared a spoon with you when you were a kid.' 'Seriously?' 'By the way, I have zero cavities.' That exchange between two handsome high school boys was so overwhelmingly precious that I wanted to hug them." Sounds gross. It's unnecessary to show off that they're a creative by saying they were writing a manuscript. Plus, you can practically hear them saying, "Not only did I witness this amusing scene, but my retelling of it is so pithy. How great is my taste?" Can't even hide their own vanity. It's gross. You're really not afraid to hate on stuff, are you? Well, it's not like you can make something up. Sure you can. This post is probably made up, too. And you're okay with that? Oh! I just got a great idea. Driver, could you take a selfie of us together? Will that go viral? Just do it. Done. Look. That's going to go viral? Wholesome posts tend to go viral, too. Anyway, you picked up the term "viral" quickly. Shouldn't you blur the faces? You mean yours? I guess some people don't like this kind of thing. No, yours. Why would I blur mine? Are you saying I'm deceased or that my face is indecent? Oh. It's just you, Odokawa. What's that supposed to mean? I've got a passenger. Make it quick. Have you seen this guy? That's odd. Aren't you friends with him? I'm asking for convenience's sake. Use your head. What's he mean, Bro? Ah, Little Bro. This guy's crazy. Are we done here? Can't you brothers wait until you're home to argue? We're good. Get outta here. Hey, Bro. What did he mean when he said you and a wanted criminal are friends? Listen, Little Bro. Don't listen to a word that comes outta that taxi driver's mouth. Yeah, I mean, he's a taxi driver. Yup. That loathsome taxi driver tells lies like it's no big deal. What an awful guy. Man, I should've taken a picture of that. It looked like something you'd see on TV. I don't like him. He's anal about stupid little details. You do have a license, don't you? Yeah. I guessed on the vision test, though. That's hardly a minor detail. I'm scared now. You'll be fine. I've got night blindness. That's even worse! So, why'd you become a taxi driver? Time's up. Ah, here is fine. That'll be 5,610 yen. Here's exact change. Thank you. Don't forget anything in the car. If we don't make it this year, we're through. Are you being serious, Shibagaki? You've been dragging me down forever. You can't say that on public airwaves. Shut up, you nincompoop. Now that's an insult you don't hear often. Let's move onto our next segment. Cutting through this week's news, Shibagaki Eyes. Anyway, apparently a high school girl has gone missing in Nerima City. Scary stuff. I hope she turns up safe. Absolutely. So, she's still missing? Yeah, that's why she's in the news. Sorry, Driver. I forgot my phone. Could you come back? I told you not to leave anything in the car. Did it go viral? I hope she comes back safe. The notifications won't stop. Seriously? It went viral. I'm worried, okay? I'm worried about her. Right. It's seriously concerning. We're worried about you. Over in Nerima City, right? Seriously. What's going to happen next? Well, if they're listening to this radio program... According to the police, the student spoke with her family around 10 P.M., and then left the house. A security camera captured her entering a taxi after leaving the convenience store near her home, where she was shopping alone. After this, she went missing, and her mother submitted a missing persons report to the police on the 6th. Are you happy? You can run away whenever you want. I'm not trapping you in here or keeping you tied up. You chose to come here. Why did you come to my place? Oh, are you hungry? I'm heading to the clinic now. I'm working after that, so I'll be back late. You know you can run away anytime, right? Well, Odokawa? Have you been sleeping well? I go to sleep while listening to rakugo. I've already memorized it, you quack. Master Shofutei Donraku's routine? Yeah. I'm surprised you know about him. I've got a Donraku eraser. A what? I don't really understand it myself, but it's an original Master Donraku eraser. Where on earth is there demand for something like that? Apparently there's only one of them in the whole world. Why do you have it? Well... You can have it. Donraku's rakugo builds such expansive scenes. It's easy to follow. Really? For me, even sutras are more exciting. You're getting your mind that empty and you still can't sleep? Hey, Odokawa. What do I look like to you? A gorilla. Well, you're not wrong. Do you listen to rakugo online? No, I listen to cassette tapes. Cassette tapes? Kids these days don't know what those are. They don't know what rewinding is! No way. We knew about phonographs and hand-crank phones even though we'd never touched one. They were in movies and stuff. Drop the generation gap crap. Odokawa, why don't you get married already? You're even more unexpected than Bruce Springsteen in "We Are the World." That guy who comes on after Al Jarreau? What are you talking about? Didn't it make you jump the first time you heard it? I think Bruce Springsteen is the MVP, though. It's certainly impressive the way he goes toe-to-toe with Stevie Wonder in the second half of the song. They actually filmed those separately. Bruce Springsteen recorded his part first. You're drunk on the sound of the name "Bruce Springsteen," aren't you? Who doesn't want to say "Bruce Springsteen?" Try saying Bruce Springsteen three times fast. Bruce Springsteen, Brust Springsteen, Bruce Springspreen. You messed up. No, I didn't. Doctor. Your next patient is waiting. Oh. What was I saying? Right. Maybe you'd sleep better if you got married. I know a concession of defeat when I see one. Are we done here? I'm leaving. Yeah. I'll prescribe you a stronger medicine. You've got work now, right? Don't take it right away. I know. Hey. What are you doing? We received information linking you to the Nerima missing high school girl case. How'd you know I'd be here? I went to your place. Your car wasn't there, and I thought about forcing your front door open, but... So, you thought you'd force my car door open instead? Not if you'll cooperate with my investigation. Is this really an investigation? Why are you alone? It's simple. If you've got nothing to hide, open your door. This dash cam allows you to film the inside of your vehicle, doesn't it? That's right. How long do you store your recordings? It starts recording when passengers get in or out of the car, or if it detects odd movement, so about two weeks. She'll be on here, then. What? That high school girl from Nerima got in your car. My car? I'm taking your data. This is a seizure. If anything comes up, I expect your cooperation again. Don't go to the police, though. What if I do? Not sure, but I imagine a wanted criminal armed with a gun might kill you. My back's been hurting recently. Oh, my. Will you be able to do your cleaning job? They'll get the job done just fine without me. From society's perspective, I should be thrown out with the trash. My employers would probably prefer someone younger, too. No one will say anything even if I take the day off. You weren't supposed to laugh. I wasn't? You're supposed to express support. Hey. Doctor, good evening. Beer, please. How are you feeling, Kakihana? Aside from my back, not bad, thanks to you, Dr. Goriki. Odokawa called me a quack. Sounds like something he'd say. Could you guys talk to him, too? About what? Tell Odokawa to go to a bigger hospital. Is something wrong with him? Don't you think he's strange? He's always been strange. He hates people, he's sarcastic. His parents abandoned him. Of course he's twisted. Not that. It's something more... fundamental. Come to think of it, I saw Daimon the other day. He said something odd. He thought Odokawa might be involved in the Nerima missing person case. No way. He went to question Odokawa's neighbors. They said they heard Odokawa talking to someone when he supposedly lives alone. Maybe he was on the phone. I heard the police were looking for Dobu. Dobu? You mean that dangerous fellow? Ma'am, you know about him? What makes him dangerous? They say he beat up a group of thugs who got drunk and rowdy at a club by himself, and knocked out an underground martial artist with a single blow. I don't get it. The group that underground martial artist belongs to tried to beat up Dobu, but he beat them up instead. I bet biotechnology is the only thing that can beat him. I'm not sure how much of that is true, but I wouldn't want to get involved with him. Either way, that preposterous story is hard to believe. By the way, ma'am, just between us, I promise I won't get upset, so be honest with me. Would you marry me— No way. That was quick! Why not? Because... Is it money? It's always money, isn't it? Money is the product of a person's abilities. Of course it's important. You don't know true love, ma'am. List off the benefits of marrying you, then. I pledge to never hit you. Don't list something obvious like it's one of the Three Non-Nuclear Principles. Come on, don't be like that. Aw, it's fine. Hello? Good evening, Doctor. What's wrong? Some medicine is missing. Since when? How much is missing? I don't know exactly, but at least some of it went missing today. Psychotropic drugs. About 6,000 pills. Who was working today? You're taking a taxi after work? Nurses must make good money. You remember me. You're the only alpaca around here. What's so funny? Are you laughing to be polite? I never understand what young people are thinking. Drop the generation gap crap. Do taxi drivers get a lot of girls? Depends on the person. I bet you get some cute passengers, like idols. Sometimes. Lucky. So, gone viral yet? Dude, gimme a break.
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