FFF vs. BDY - Noragami EP01
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# FFF
# BlurayDesuYo
Tests are such a drag.
I seriously hate exams.
These quizzes...
Tests are such a drag...
Gotta get my act together.
Gotta do good...
Man, I just wanna go and do something fun!
Man, I just wanna go have fun!
Study! Study!
Study! Study!
Get a load of her, trying to look all cool by herself.
Get a load of her, actin' all cool by herself.
At least an average score...
At least an average score...
No one cares about a loser like you.
No one cares about a loser like you.
What's her deal?
What's her deal?
She should've just stayed in the nurse's office.
She shoulda just stayed in the nurse's office.
She missed a few days of school, and now she's getting all kinds of special treatment.
She misses a bit of school and suddenly gets all kinds of special treatment.
Supplementary lessons again?
Wearin' a sweater instead of a uniform...
Wearing a sweater instead of a uniform...
Teacher's pet again?
I wish she'd just kill herself already!
Now if only she'd slit her wrists!
You waste of space.
You seriously suck.
Help me.
Help me...
Help me, God!
Help me, God!
Your prayer...
Your wish...
has been heard loud and clear!
has been heard loud and clear!
Hey, doesn't this Phantom seem unusually large?
Wait, doesn't this Eidolon seem especially large?
Well, it is exam season. They're all pretty stressed out.
It is exam season. Everyone's on edge.
With you here, this will be a walk in the park.
With you, this'll be a cinch.
Let's go, Tomone!
Let's go, Tomone!
Okay, Yato-san.
Okay, Yato.
Come, Hanki!
Come, Hanki!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Thou who dares desecrate this land of the rising sun!
You who would dare desecrate this land of the rising sun!
I now lay waste to thee with Hanki...
I now lay waste with the Hanki...
and expel thy vast defilement!
and expel thy vast defilement!
Rend!
Rend!
You weren't even a plaything for my Regalia.
You weren't even a plaything for my Divine Instrument.
Yato-san? Hey, Yato-san!
Yato? Hey, Yato?
Oh, right.
Oh, right.
Revert, Tomo.
Revert, Tomone.
You and your disgusting, sweaty hands...
You and your nasty, sweaty hands!
H-How... dare you?!
H-H-How... dare you...
I'm your master!
I'm your master!
We need to talk, Yato-san.
We need to talk, Yato.
Huh?
I'm quitting. I won't be your Divine Instrument anymore.
I'm quitting. I will no longer be your Regalia.
What?
Huh?
Wait, Tomone. It's only been three months—
Wait, Tomone. It's only been three months—
I can't take it anymore! I can't go on like this! We are through!
I can't take it anymore! I've had enough! I'm through!
Living like a vagrant with a minor god who doesn't even have a shrine...
Living like a vagrant with a minor god who doesn't even have a shrine...
Every fiber of my being is screaming in protest!
Every fiber of my being screams, "No!"
Huh?
Huh?
Uh... I should be the one crying.
Umm... I'm the one who feels like crying...
A-All right! All right already!
A-All right! Okay! Fine!
Hanki, I release you.
Hanki... I release you.
It's gone!
It's gone!
Let me give you one last piece of advice:
Just so you know, as a parting piece of wisdom,
You should give a full month's notice before you quit! It's common courtesy!
it's common courtesy to give a full month's notice before you quit!
Thanks for nothing,
Thanks for nothing,
you jobless, sweats-wearing bum who calls himself a god!
you jobless, tracksuit-wearing drifter who calls himself a god!
So that's the real you, huh?!
So that's the real you, huh!?
Dammit! You'll come crawling back to me once I hit it big!
See ya!
See ya!
Damn it!
Just you watch!
You'll come crawling back to me once I make it big! Just you watch!
Soon I'll have 120 million worshippers and stand above all other gods!
I'll have 120 million worshipers and be a god amongst gods!
You dumbass!
You dumb bitch!
That lousy Tomone... Can't believe a Divine Instrument actually quit on me...
Stupid Tomone... I can't believe a Regalia actually quit on me.
Gimme a break.
Just my luck...
That's better.
Time for a break.
I'll never build a shrine with just this much...
There's no way I can build a shrine with just this much.
Wait, finding a new Divine Instrument comes first!
Wait, I have to find a new Regalia first!
Even if I'm a god, I'm basically defenseless without a Divine Instrument !
Even if I am a god, I'm essentially unarmed without a Regalia!
Or even butt-naked!
Completely naked!
I can't go on any jobs like this!
I can't take on any jobs like this!
Not like I get many jobs to begin with, though...
Not like I get many jobs in the first place...
Hello! Thank you for calling!
Hello! Thank you for calling!
Fast, affordable, and reliable!
Fast, affordable, and reliable! Delivery God Yato, at your service!
Delivery God Yato, at your service!
Huh?
Huh?
Milord has gone missing?
Milord has gone missing?
Milord?
Milord?
There are people who actually give their pets these kinds of names.
Some people actually name their pets like this, huh?
Yeah, like "Lord," "King," or "God"!
Yeah, like "Lord" or "King" or "God"!
God...
God...
Wait, didn't you name your dog after Zenny's leader, Ami?
Actually, you named your dog after Zenny's leader, Ami. That's lame!
That's so lame!
What do you mean, lame!? Shiina's totally mai waifu!
What do you mean, "lame"?!
I'm all about the Hundred Archfiends!
Shiina's the love of my life!
How can you like visual kei?
I'm all about The Hundred Archfiends!
Milord! Milord!
How can you like that flashy pop band?
How can you like Zenny's!?
How can you like Zenny's?!
Zenny's is godlike!
The members of Zenny's are gods!
Nope, the Hundred Archfiends are!
No, The Hundred Archfiends are!
Hey, Milord!
Hey, Hiyori!
Which do you think is more godlike!?
Who are your gods?!
I finished downloading my god!
I've finished downloading my god!
We're now in the final round of the showdown of the century!
We're now in the final round of the showdown of the century!
The two circle around and—
The two circle around and—
Oh my! He grabs his leg!
Oh, my! He grabs his leg!
What will Tono do?!
How will Tono respond!?
There it is!
There it is!
His deadly Jungle Savete!
His deadly Jungle Savate technique!
Sorry. We should have known you weren't into this stuff.
Sorry. It was dumb of us to ask your opinion.
Right, you're a closet martial arts fan.
I didn't know you were a closet martial arts fan.
I wouldn't say I'm a closet fan.
I wouldn't say I'm a closet fan...
You haven't told your parents, right?
You haven't told your parents, right?
I think my mother would throw a fit if she found out I'm into it.
I think my mother would faint if she found out I'm into this...
"My, how uncivilized!"
"My, how crude!"
"You must focus on being a lady...
Milord!
who won't bring shame to the Iki family!"
"Focus on being a proper lady
"And then someday... find yourself a handsome husband!"
Milord!
How do you know what my mom sounds like?!
who won't shame the Iki family name!
Anyway, Hiyori, are there any guys you like besides Tono?
Milord!
Yeah! Like someone who's within your reach!
And then someday... land a handsome husband!"
Huh? Hm...
Where be'eth you, Milord!?
Milord!
How do you know how my mom talks!?
Still, Hiyori. Are there any guys you do like besides Tono?
Yeah! Like someone who's closer and more attainable!
Huh? H-Hmm...
Someone I like...
Someone I like...
I don't think there's anyone.
I don't think there is anyone...
Milord!
Milord!
Hey! Wait!
Hey! Wait!
Come back, Milord!
Don't scamper off, Milord!
Hey!
Hey!
Hiyori?!
Hiyori!?
Hey! What happened?!
Hey! What happened!?
A girl jumped in front of the bus!
A girl jumped in front of the bus!
That's dangerous, you know! Running into the middle of the street like that...
Jumping into the street like that is dangerous, you know!
You could've died!
You could've died!
Oh, uh, more importantly...
Oh, err, more importantly...
Hiyori?! Hiyori?!
Hiyori!? Hiyori!?
Say something, Hiyori!
Say something, Hiyori!
Hiyori!
Hiyori!
Is she all right?
Is she all right!?
I just called for an ambulance!
I just called for an ambulance!
Wha...
Huh?
What?
Huh?
What?
Huh!?
What?!
Huh!?
Hiyori?!
Hiyori!?
Can you hear me, Hiyori?!
Can you hear me!? Hiyori!
Hiyori!
Hiyori!
Thank goodness! You're awake!
Thank goodness! You're awake!
Are you all right?! Are you in any pain?!
Are you all right!? Are you in pain!?
Hurry, dear! Examine her!
Hurry, dear! Examine her!
R-Right!
R-Right!
She seems just fine.
Mm. She seems just fine.
What a relief!
What a relief!
Father...
Father...
The results of your CAT scan looked just fine, and your EEG appears to be normal, too.
Your CAT scan looked just fine, and your EEG appears normal too.
You were hit by a bus and somehow only got a few scratches.
You were hit by a bus, but somehow you only suffered a few scratches.
A bus...
A bus...
I'm worried, dear.
I'm worried, dear.
If anything should happen to our precious Hiyori...
If anything should happen to our precious Hiyori...
This is our hospital, so you should keep her here a while!
This is our hospital, so you should keep her here awhile!
Come, now. There's a whole list of patients waiting for their turns too.
Come, now. There's a whole list of patients waiting for a vacancy, you know.
But...
But!
What about the other guy that got hit?
What about the other guy who got hit?
Oh, I saw him!
Oh, I saw him!
I think.
I... think.
Huh? There was no one else there.
Huh? There was no one else there.
Hiyori was the only one lying the middle of the street.
Hiyori was just suddenly lying in the street.
Huh?
Huh?
Maybe your memory is still a bit hazy, Hiyori.
Hiyori, maybe your memory is still a bit hazy.
But he was there.
But he was there.
Are you tired? You must be exhausted.
Are you sleepy? You must be exhausted.
You should just get some rest.
Take it easy for today.
I know for a fact that a guy was there.
I'm certain there was a guy there...
Plus...
Plus...
I remember seeing another me on the road.
I somehow remember seeing another me there...
I don't want to die!
I want to keep living!
Where is she?! I want to see her!
Where is she!? I want to see her!
When will they finally let me leave?
When will they finally let me leave?
Mommy...
Mommy...
It hurts.
It hurts...
It hurts!
It hurts!
My legs hurt so much.
My legs hurt so much...
We'll go when you're all better!
We'll go when you're all better!
These voices... What's going on?
What... are these voices?
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe...
It hurts. It hurts!
It hurts!
I just want to go outside!
I just want to go outside!
It's hopeless.
It's hopeless...
So you can hear the voices of the Far Shore?
You can hear the voices of the Far Shore?
If you can move like that, you must be fine.
Guess you're okay if you can move like that.
You're that guy!
It's you!
Thanks for this morning!
Thanks for this morning!
I didn't really need any help avoiding that bus,
I didn't really need help avoiding that bus,
but you're the first human that has tried to save me.
but you're the first human to ever save me.
Wh-Who are you?
Wh-Who are you!?
I'm a god.
I'm a god.
Hello, police?
Hello, police!?
There's a weird guy in sweats here, and he's saying he's a god—
There's a weird guy in a tracksuit who says he's a god—
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait!
I really am a genuine, bonafide god!
I really am a genuine, bona fide member of the gods!
I'm the Yato god!
I'm the Yato god!
Yato god?
Yato god?
I've never heard of you.
I've never heard of a god by that name.
Not once!
Not once!
Well, right now I'm an up-and-coming stray god.
Well, I'm sort of an up-and-coming stray god right now.
But just you watch!
But just you watch!
I'll soon be known far and wide!
I'll soon be known far and wide!
I'll be a god that everyone bows and prays to!
I'll become a god that everyone will bow and wish to!
And then...
And then...
Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
I will stand as this land's highest god!
I will someday stand above all the other gods of this land!
It's going to be a rough one tonight,
Tonight's gonna be pretty stormy.
plus this place is crawling with 'em.
This place is crawling with 'em.
I can't really stick around without a Divine Instrument.
I can't really stick around without a Regalia.
Nora's already in use tonight, so...
And Nora's busy tonight, so...
Wait! That's for me!
Wait, those are for me!
Hey, what's your name?
Hey, what's your name?
Hiyori. Iki Hiyori.
Hiyori. Iki Hiyori.
Hiyori...
Hiyori...
All right, I've made sure you're okay. Now we're even!
All right, I made sure you're okay.
Now we're even!
Huh?
Huh?
See ya!
Later!
Wai—
Wai—
My body feels heavy.
My body feels heavy...
I can't... stay awake.
I can't... stay awake...
Yato...
Ya... to...
Hiyori!
Hiyori!
Ami-chan! Yama-chan!
Ami! Yama!
Are you all better?
Are you all better?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Man! I'm glad you didn't get hurt!
Man! I'm glad you're okay!
Sorry for worrying you!
Sorry for worrying you!
Jump into the street again and I'll hit you with a Jungle Savate!
Jump into the street again and I'll hit you with a Jungle Savate!
I bet she'd actually love it if it was from her dear Tono!
I bet she wouldn't mind a shot from her dear, studly Tono!
Oh, come on!
Oh, you!
Whoa, Hiyori!
Whoa, Hiyori!
S-Sorry.
S-Sorry...
I get dizzy spells from time to time.
I suddenly get really drowsy sometimes...
Huh?
Huh?
Were you up all night playing video games?
Were you up all night playing video games?
Was that just a dream?
Maybe it was just a dream.
I feel like I met someone that night in the hospital.
I feel like I met someone that night in the hospital.
Sweats...
Tracksuits...
Are you okay, Hiyori?
You feeling all right, Hiyori?
You seemed a bit off today.
You've been kinda out of it all day.
Yeah. I've just been really sleepy.
Yeah. I've just been really sleepy.
Maybe you slept a little too much in the hospital.
Maybe you slept too much in the hospital.
The accident was just the other day, too.
The accident was just the other day.
What is it, Hiyori?
What is it, Hiyori?
Hm? Oh, from the other day!
Hmm? Oh, that sign again!
That's right.
That's right...
I remember there was a guy in sweats when I was chasing this cat.
I remember there was a guy in a tracksuit
who was chasing this cat...
Milord!
Milord!
Sorry, you guys. Go on without me.
Sorry, you guys.
Go on without me.
Huh?
Huh?
I...
I...
must henceforth locate Milord.
must henceforth locate Milord.
What?!
What!?
Milord!
Milord!
Milord!
Milord!
Milord?
Milord?
Nope.
Nope...
Milord!
Milord!
If I find that cat...
If I find the cat...
I might be able to remember.
I might fully remember.
Milord!
Milord!
Milord!
Milord!
I'm starting to feel lightheaded again.
I'm feeling drowsy again.
This smell...
That scent...
Hey!
Hey!
Milord!
Milord!
Come out! I got some nice catnip!
Come out!
Things are starting to get really stormy.
I've got some nice catnip!
It's really getting rough now...
Milord!
Milord!
Wait! Stay right there!
Wait! Stay right there!
Don't run, now!
Don't run, now!
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
Smells nice...
Smells nice...
Smells nice... Smells nice...
Smells nice... Smells nice...
Smells nice!
Smells nice.
Smells nice.
These things are weak, but there's too many of them!
They're cannon fodder, but there's a ton of 'em!
Too many for me to handle!
Way too many to deal with!
You teased them and made them angry, didn't you?
You teased them, didn't you!?
Milord, you need to learn some self-control!
Milord! You've taken your merriment too far!
Smells nice!
Smells nice.
In you go.
In you go.
That barely did anything!
That did nothing.
Come, Hanki!
Come, Hanki!
Shoot! I forgot that I don't have a Regalia!
Crap! I forgot I don't have a Divine Instrument!
Iki Hiyori?!
Iki Hiyori!?
What the hell—?!
What the heck!?
All right!
You want a piece of me!?
You want a piece of me?!
You idiot! You can't—
You idiot! You can't—
Jungle...
Jungle...
Savate!
Savate!
I-I got it!
I-It worked!
The great Tono has paid me a visit from the heavens!
The great Tono has paid me a visit from the heavens!
I'll be a devoted follower for as long as I live!
Oh! I'll be your faithful follower for as long as I live!
I think we lost it.
I think we lost it.
This girl saved me again.
Still, this girl saved me again...
We finally meet again, Yato-san.
We finally meet again, Yato.
I had a lot to ask you that night,
I still had a lot to ask you!
but you just ran off so quickly.
But you suddenly ran off...
No dodging the questions this time. I want straight answers!
No dodging the questions this time! Give me straight answers!
Just so you know...
Your soul slipped out.
Your soul's slipped out.
Huh?
Huh?
Your body's stuck up there.
Your body's stuck up there.
What?! That's me?!
What!? That's me!?
H-How is this... Am I dead?!
H-How? Am I dead!?
No, it's more like your body's just asleep.
Not really.
Your body's just asleep.
Sheesh. Some lucky cat you are.
Sheesh. Some lucky cat you are.
I'll hand out fliers and look some more tomorrow.
I'll hand out fliers and look some more tomorrow!
Okay?
Okay?
Don't worry. I'm sure we'll find him!
Don't worry.
I'm sure he'll turn up!
Yes?
Yes?
Milord!
Milord!
It's Milord! Milord!
It's Milord!
My wish really did come true!
Milord!
My wish really came true!
Thank you, Yato!
Thank you, Yato!
Smells nice...
Smells nice...
Gross! Let go of me, you sicko!
Yuck! Let go of me! Pervert!
I'm not a sicko! I'm a god!
I'm no pervert! I'm a god!
Again with that?!
Again with that!?
Oh, yeah! My tail!
Oh, yeah! My tail!
Huh? It's gone.
Huh? It's gone...
What? What's going on?
What? What's going on?
It was all a dream?
Was it all a dream?
It wasn't, right?
It wasn't, was it?
What happened to me?
What happened to me?
It must've been the accident.
It must've been the accident...
There's the Near Shore, where the living reside, and then there's the Far Shore.
There's the "Near Shore" where the living reside, and then there's the "Far Shore."
Basically, you're existing in between the two right now.
You basically wound up in the divide between them.
The Near Shore and... Far Shore?
The Near Shore and... Far Shore?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I guess the Far Shore is what you guys would call...
I guess the Far Shore is what you guys would call...
the afterlife.
the "afterlife."
You're alive, but at the same time, you're a Phantom.
You're alive, yet also an Eidolon.
Phantom?
An Eidolon...
They're embodiments of emotional energy.
They're incarnations of emotional energy.
They possess people and cause all sorts of trouble.
They possess people and cause all sorts of trouble.
Wait, so that big frog just now... Was it also—
Wait, so that big frog just now was also...
A Phantom.
An Eidolon.
What?! So I'm the same as that thing?!
What!? I'm the same as that!?
No, not exactly.
No, not exactly.
Huh?
Huh?
You're sort of half-and-half.
You're much more... on-the-fence.
Uh... I don't really understand.
Uh... I don't really understand.
Losing your body will be common for you now.
Losing your body will be common for you now.
So, how do I go back to being human?
So how can I get better?
I don't know if you can go back.
I'm not sure you can get better.
This is just the way you are now. Accept it.
This is just the way you are now.
Accept it.
You can't be serious!
You can't be serious!
I can't live like this!
I can't live like this! I don't want this! Turn me back!
I don't want this! Turn me back!
You're a god, right!? Help me!
You're a god, right?! Help me!
Money.
Money.
You charge money?!
You charge money!?
Well, duh! There's no way I'd work for free!
Duh! There's no such thing as a free lunch!
It'll cost you this much.
It'll cost ya this much.
Fifty thousand? Five hundred thousand?!
Fifty thousand!? Five hundred thousand!?
I don't have that kind of money!
I don't have that kind of money!
Are you crazy?
Tch. Fool.
I'm a god, remember?
I'm a god, remember!?
And everyone knows you're supposed to offer five-yen coins to gods!
And everyone knows you're supposed to offer 5-yen coins to gods!
Fi—
Fi...
Huh? Um...
Huh? Umm...
Your wish...
Your wish...
has been heard loud and clear!
has been heard loud and clear!
Iki Hiyori.
Iki Hiyori.
May our fates intertwine verily.
May our fates intertwine verily.
Step #1 in "Project: Make Yato a Major God"
Step one in Project: Make Yato a Major God
is to come up with a brand-new chant for the portable Yato shrines!
is to come up with an all-new chant for portable Yato shrines!
What's wrong with a simple "heave-ho"?
What's wrong with regular ol' "heave-ho"?
Instead of "heave-ho," let's use "ya-ho"!
Instead of "heave-ho," let's use "ya-ho!"
On the next Noragami: "Snow-like."
On the next Noragami: "Snow-like."
Remember! That's "Ya-ho, Yato!"
Remember! That's, "Ya-ho, Ya-ho, Yato!"