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Sorry to spring this on you, Kanie Seiya-kun,

I apologize for asking you so suddenly, Kanie Seiya-kun,

but let's go to an amusement park this Sunday.

but I want us to go to an amusement park this Sunday.

Wait, are you asking me out on a date?

Wait, are you asking me to go on a date?

Yes.

Why the musket?

So why the musket?

To keep you from running away.

So you won't run away.

And you'll kill me if I refuse?

And you'll shoot if I refuse?

Precisely.

Your reply?

Your answer?

Look, why don't we slow down a little?

Wait, let's slow down a seco-

Kanie-kun.

Hot!

Your reply?

Your answer?

Different day, same old hunk.

Different day, same cool guy.

{\an8}Get a load of that guy.

{\an8}Look at that weirdo.

I'd fall for me if I could.

I'm very irresistible myself.

Given my dashing good looks and my top-notch grades at school,

Given that I have top grades, and am handsome to boot,

I can see why a transfer student I've never even spoken to

it's understandable how a transfer student, who's never spoken to me,

would ask me out on a date.

would want to go on a date with me.

Let's go.

O-Okay.

R-Right.

Sento Isuzu.

What is it?

Where are we headed?

Where exactly are we going?

Amaburi.

Amaburi?

Amagi Brilliant Park.

We can take a bus there from this stop.

We can get to it by taking the bus from here.

I'm leaving.

I'm going home.

Mom, that girl's wearing light-blue stripes.

Mama, that girl's wearing light-blue striped undies.

Standard equipment!

Shh!

Be a gentleman and pretend you didn't see anything!

Be polite and pretend you didn't see them!

Are you saying you'll kill me if I don't go?

So you're saying you'll kill me if I don't go?

Precisely.

Why that amusement park, of all places?

But why take me to that decrepit amusement park?

It's a theme park, to be precise.

To be precise, it's a theme park.

Whatever.

Like I care.

Why do we have to go to that shady park?

Why must we go to that questionable park?

You just transferred here.

You're just a new transfer student.

Why are you going to such lengths to ask me out?

Why are you so desperate just to go on a date?

I mean, I know I'm an awesome guy,

I know I'm a handsome stud,

but there must be more to it than that.

Where'd you even pull that gun from?

And where the hell were you hiding that gun?

Why does it {\i1}have{\i0} to be that amusement park?

More to the point, are you really—

More importantly, are you really-

Amagi Brilliant Park, huh?

Have you ever been there?

Maybe once, when I was a little kid.

I believe I went there once when I was a little kid.

That's kind of impressive.

That looks pretty impressive.

{\an8}Next stop, Amagi Brilliant Park.

{\an8\i1}Next stop, Amagi Brilliant Park.

{\an8}Amagi Brilliant Park.

{\an8\i1}Amagi Brilliant Park.

Wait.

{\an8}Please watch your step when disembarking.

{\an8\i1}Please watch your step when disembarking.

It's the stop after this.

That castle's not the main entrance?

That's a love hotel.

Oh.

What?!

That's a love hotel.

{\i1}She said it twice!

It's a common mistake.

The main gate used to be there,

That's where the main gate use to be,

but the park ended up moving during its renovation around ten years ago,

but the park had to move it after its renovation ten years ago,

and the castle was built near the original bus stop.

and that castle was built near the original bus stop.

H-How misleading.

Why not rename the bus stop?

Why didn't they rename bus stop?

A request was submitted quite some time ago,

They had a request submitted quite some time ago,

but it's been put off for various reasons.

but it's been delayed several times for some reason.

Even though so many guests get off here by mistake.

Even though so many guests get off there by mistake.

Guests?

Visitors.

At most theme parks, visitors are called "guests,"

Most theme parks call visitors "guests,"

and the staff are "cast members."

Remember that.

Sento Isuzu.

You have some oddly specific knowledge.

You're knowledge is rater specific.

Let's go, Kanie-kun.

Big crowd for a Sunday.

Quite crowded for a Sunday.

This place gets a daily average of 2,110 guests on holidays.

You're awfully well informed.

You're well informed.

Let's head to Sorcerers' Hill first.

Sorcerers' Hill?

One of Amaburi's areas.

It's a fairy-tale area of dreams in which mascots from Maple Land, the realm of magic, reside.

It's a fairy-tale area of dreams in which mascots from Maple Land, the realm of magic, live and work.

That doesn't sound very dreamy at all, Sento Isuzu.

That doesn't sound very inspiring at all, Sento Isuzu.

This is Tiramie's Flower Adventure.

Tiramie being the fairy of flowers.

You embark on a heart-cleansing train journey to a world of love and joy.

You take a heart-cleansing fancy train ride to a world filled with love and joy.

And that doesn't sound very heart-cleansing at all, Sento Isuzu.

That didn't sound very heart-cleansing at all, Sento Isuzu.

Welcome.

Two, please.

Sure thing.

Right.

Looks like the rails are misaligned.

Looks like the rails have come lose.

That sounds dangerous!

That's dangerous!

Indeed.

Indeed. Dangerous.

Welcome to Tiramie's Flower Adventure.

We..come to Tira..ie's Fl..er ..venture.

What's this?

Tiramie's supposed to wave to us here,

That's the spot where Tiramie's supposed to wave to everyone,

but he's not around today either.

but she's not here today again.

"Either"?

"Again?"

How many times have you come here, Sento Isuzu?

How'd you like it?

How was it?

I feel sick.

Terrible.

Next up: Macaron's Music Theater.

Macaron being the fairy of music.

His lovely music and rhythm set one's heart aflutter.

Anyone who listens to him is filled with happiness.

And that doesn't sound very happy—

And that sounds like the opposite of happy-

He takes the day off whenever he doesn't feel inspired.

When he doesn't feel inspired he closes up.

A true artist.

And you're fine with that?!

And that's fine with you!?

Next is Moffle's Candy House.

Moffle being the fairy of candy.

He's also Amaburi's lead mascot.

Eating his sweets will fill you with hopes and dreams.

Eating his sweets will fill you with hopes and dreams.{also calories}

And that—

And that-

Welcome to Moffle's!

{\i1}Welcome to Moffle's!

Unfortunately, this store is infested with mischievous mice.

{\i1}Sadly, his store is infested with mischievous mice.

Punish them with your magic water pistol.

{\i1}Punish them with your magic water pistol.

A shooting game, huh?

I just have to shoot them with this, right?

So I just to shoot them with this, right?

Right.

I rule at these games.

I'm an expert at these games.

My reflexes will knock your thigh-high socks off.

My reflexes are so fast they'll knock your socks off.

Let the battle begin!

{\i1}Let the battle begin!

Battle?

A battle?

They're fast!

I hit one!

Food storage is next.

The pantry is next.

Stay on your toes.

Keep your wits.

Hey, this is way too difficult!

Hey hey! This is set to hard mode!

Focus.

Just focus.

I've seen broken games before...

I've seen cheating games before...

but this is ridiculous!

but this takes the cake!

Too bad.

{\i1}Too bad.

You didn't kill very many of them.

{\i1}You didn't kill very many of them{\i0}.

I was {\i1}killing{\i0} them?

Wasn't I supposed to just punish them?

Wasn't I just punishing them?

Yes, killing.

The more mice you kill,

the better your prize will be.

That is one dark premise.

What's with that dark basis.

Don't talk about killing in a family-oriented world.

You shouldn't talk about killing in a family setting.

It's disturbing.

It's a disturbing thought.

That said, Moffle is very grateful to you.

{\i1}That said, Moffle is very grateful to you.

Take a picture with him to mark the occasion, okay?

{\i1}Take a picture with him to mark the occasion, okay?

You can take a picture with Moffle here.

You can have your picture taken with Moffle here.

I'm not exactly interested in getting my photo taken with some costumed character.

I'm not really interested in having my photo taken with some costumed character.

Just meet him.

Just meet him please.

I'm sure you'll enjoy his company.

Are there actually people out there who enjoy this attraction?

Are there really people who like this kind of attraction?

Of course.

Look at all these pictures of the highest-scoring guests.

I can see a very clear trend among those visitors.

I can see the pattern with all of them.

Moffle, the fairy of candy.

The lead mascot of this park.

Oh?

What's wrong?

Nothing.

{\i1}Why is he getting on my nerves?

Why am I getting upset just looking at him?

We want to take a picture.

We'd like to have our picture taken.

Is that okay?

Wait, why aren't you in the picture with us?

Wait, aren't you supposed to be in the picture with us?

What's with the attitude?

We're your guests, you know.

Calm down, Kanie-kun.

Don't worry.

Right.

I am calm.

I AM calm.

I won't freak out or anything.

I won't go and lose my temper.

This sucks.

I'm outta here.

I'm leaving.

I have no time to waste on this walking copyright violation.

I have no time to waste with this blatant copyright violation.

Moffle hates being called a rip-off more than anything.

Moffle hates being called a copyright violation the most.

What kind of mascot throws a camera at his guest?!

What kind of mascot throws a camera at his guest?!{because of that}

And what's with the "bring it" pose?

And why's he doing the "come at me bro" pose?

Okay, that's it.

Okay, you asked for it.

Prepare yourself!

Knock it off.

Stop it now.

{\i1}I got shot?

{\i1}She actually shot me!

{\i1}Am I going to die...

{\i1}over something so pointless?

Not a scratch?

No wound?

Going any further will put lives at risk.

Any more and it could have been fatal.

Don't stain this house of hopes and dreams with your blood.

Don't splatter this house of hopes and dreams with your blood.

{\i1}What{\i0} hopes and dreams?!

And you're one to talk, Ms. Trigger-Happy!

And you're one to talk, Ms. Attempted Murderess!

How do you feel, Kanie-kun,

So, Kanie-kun,

now that you and Moffle have conversed with your fists?

How do you feel after you and Moffle have connected with your fists?

"Conversed"? He just hit me for no reason!

"Connected?" He just hit me for no damn reason!

Think you can be friends?

Hell no!

Right back at you.

I can say the same to you.

Huh? He can talk?

Eh? He can talk?

Well, whatever.

I got the picture we came for.

Let's move on.

The picture?

What's his problem?

Worst mascot ever.

He's the worst mascot.

You think?

You think so?

He's just a violent rat with a hat.

He's just a violent rat with a bowler.

Yeesh.

Sheesh.

There's gotta be some kinda hoodlum inside that thing.

There's gotta be some punk ass kid dressed in that thing.

There's nobody inside.

Nobody "wears" him.

What?

I'm talking about Moffle.

There's nobody inside.

Nobody "wears" him.

Oh, so it's one of those things.

Oh, it's that kind of act.

You try not to disillusion kids by insisting there's no actor inside.

You keep the act going for the kids by telling them there's no one inside.

That it's a real fairy.

"He's a real fairy."

Talk about clichéd.

Talk about cliche.

That's not it.

There really is nobody inside.

He came here from the realm of magic.

He came here from the land of magic.

The realm of magic, eh?

The land of magic, eh?

Okay, okay.

I'll leave it at that.

I won't push it any further.

This is Elementario, the indoor theater

This is the indoor theater, Elementario

where four fairies take the stage.

This is where four fairies preform stage.

Their perfect dance moves and scintillating wire action are the real highlights.

Their perfect dance moves and dazzling wire acts are the show's highlights.

I'm Muse, the fairy of water!

Thank you for coming to Elementario today!

I'm Sylphy, the fairy of wind!

Let's be friends!

I'm the fairy of earth, Koboli.

Um, pleased to meet you.

I'm Salama.

The fairy of fire.

How's everyone doing?

Everyone! How are you doing?

{\an8}Fine!

Sure sounds like it!

Sure sounds like you're doing great!

All right!

Let's get this show on the road!

This is painful to watch.

This hurts to watch.

They're used to it.

They're used to it.{it's always like this}

Let's move on.

The Heart-Pounding Coaster.

The Doki-Doki Coaster.

A raging bullet train of thrills and excitement.

A raging roller-coaster with thrills and a lot of excitement.

Scared?

You must be joking.

You've got to be kidding.

Oh?

Let's take a ride, then.

Did your heart skip a beat?

Is your heart pounding?

Not once.

Not a bit.

Oh?

Let's move on.

Brilliant Market.

It's packed to the brim with Amaburi's latest merchandise.

It's stuffed with all the Amaburi merchandise you could ever want.

This stuff is so last century.

This stuff is so out of date.

Rascal Square.

A free-activity space bursting with the smiles of children.

A dedicated free space overflowing with the smiles of children.

I'm not seeing it.

Free Fall.

The speed's been limited so even little kids can enjoy the ride.

The speed's been slowed so even little kids can enjoy the ride.

{\i1}Too{\i0} limited.

{\i1}Too{\i0} slow.

Coffee Cup.

Amaburi's is known for its speed and thrills.

Amaburi prides itself on its speed and thrills.

I'm about to thrill up my lunch!

This is frightening not thrilling!

That was beyond awful!

That was terrible!

You seem upset.

Well, duh!

Of course I am!

Every attraction here is miserable!

Every attraction is either ridiculous or the worst!

Terrible service. Atrocious facilities.

The love hotel next door looks way better!

The love hotel makes for a better attraction!

Besides, this theme park doesn't get what entertainment is all about.

I bet they think they just have to trick a few kids and that'll be that.

I bet they think they just have to trick a few kids and they'll get by fine.

However, tricking kids isn't easy!

However, "tricking" kids isn't the way to do it!

It's not something you can half-ass!

This isn't something to go about half-assed!

You need conviction and determination!

And this place has absolutely none of that!

And this place lacks them both!

If you wanna make people dream,

If you want to make people believe your dream,

you gotta start by believing in that dream yourself!

you've got to start by believing in that dream yourself!

In other words...

In other words...{—}

"If you wanna make people dream,

"If you want people believe your dream,

you gotta start by believing in that dream yourself"?

you've got to start by believing in that dream yourself?"

Harsh, but true.

Harsh, but true. {it hurts to hear that/weak point for massive damage or something}

Though it doesn't sound like something a high schooler would come up with.

Though it doesn't sound like something a high schooler would come up with.{though i don't think a high schooler's capable...}

They're not my words.

I read it in some book.

I thought you were in a bad mood

I thought you were upset

because you were coerced by some crazy girl into walking aimlessly around the park.

because you were forced by some crazy girl into touring some run down park.

At least you're aware of how much of a pain you're being.

Well at least you get just how annoying you've been.

But you're upset for an entirely different reason.

You seem to be mad at this theme park itself.

You seem more upset with this theme park instead.

How strange.

Kanie Seiya.

Amagi High, Class 2-4.

Sixteen years old.

Lives with one older female relative.

You live with one older female relative.

Where's this coming from?

How do you know?

Handsome, smart, and athletic.

Right. What about it?

Talented and versatile,

can do most things well.

a Jack-of-all trades.

But an extreme narcissist.

Loves himself to the point of turning others off.

Admires himself to the point of alienating others.

Hey.

As such, he has no friends or significant other.

He has no friends or girlfriend.

Wha—

Wha-

Has no one to meet for lunch, so he's always eating alone.

How do you know that much about me?

How do you know so much about me?

I've done extensive research.

What's the meaning of this? Why would you investigate me?

Kodama Seiya.

I hear there used to be a talented child actor with that name.

There was once a famous child actor with that name.

The kind of kid any adult would be proud of.

The kind of kid any parent would be proud of.

But five years ago, he suddenly retired.

But he suddenly retired five years ago.

He should be a high schooler now. If he were to see the state this park's in,

He should be in high school now. I wonder what he would say,

I wonder what he'd say.

if he saw the sorry state of this park.

I see.

So you brought me here, knowing full well who I was.

So you knew full well who I was when you brought me here.

Precisely.

I don't know what it is you're after,

I don't know what you are planning,

but this Kodama Seiya of yours died a long time ago.

but this Kodama Seiya you speak of no longer exists.

He vanished into thin air.

He disappeared long ago.

If you think you can use that idiotic child actor to your advantage,

If you're thinking of having that child actor join this place,

then you're wasting your time.

I'm leaving.

Feel free to threaten me with that gun of yours.

It doesn't even matter if you threaten me with your guns.

Wait.

Eat these before you go.

At least eat these before you leave.

It'd be a waste to let them go cold.

It'd be a waste if you don't eat them.

I couldn't care less about croquettes.

Who cares about some stupid croquettes.

Just eat them.

{\i1}The crust isn't very thick, but it's nice and crisp.

{\i1}The filling's soft and juicy.

{\i1}The filling's fluffy and juicy.

{\i1}The minced meat and mashed potatoes combine to form the most exquisite flavor!

{\i1}The minced meat and mashed potatoes combine to create a superb flavor!

Delicious, right?

Y-Yeah.

They're made here.

They're specially made here.

You can't find this taste anywhere else.

You can't find them anywhere else.

Don't tell me {\i1}you{\i0} made them.

No, someone else did.

No, someone else.

Would you like to meet them before you leave?

I knew you had something to do with this place.

I didn't tell you?

I never told you?

Well, I figured it out from the way you talked.

Well, it was the way you talked about this place.

Where are we going?

The roof of Maple Castle.

We'll find the manager of this park there.

We'll find the head manager of this park there.

Manager?

Head manager?

Kanie-kun?

What's wrong?

Something wrong?

N-Nothing.

I see.

Go talk to her, then.

Go talk with her, then.

Go.

Might you be Kanie Seiya-sama?

Are you the Kanie Seiya-sama?

Yeah, that's me.

Yeah, that's right.

My name is Latifa Fullanza.

I'm the manager of this theme park.

I'm the head manager of this theme park.

Manager?

Head manager?

Yes.

Thank you for taking the time to come here today.

Don't mention it.

Ah. Yeah.

Did you make those croquettes?

So you made those croquettes?

Yes.

I make them every day,

in hope that our guests will enjoy themselves a little bit more.

in hopes that our guests can enjoy themselves a little bit more.

Look, I'm not really sure where all this is going.

Look, I'm not really sure what's going on here.

What do you want from me?

What is it you want with me?

Who {\i1}are{\i0} you?

Did you get a good look at Amagi Brilliant Park?

Did you have a good look around, during your tour of Amagi Brilliant Park?

Good enough to get sick of it.

Yeah. So much that I'm sick of it.

What did you think?

I'm not sure what to say.

I'm not really sure how to word it.

I can tell.

You probably weren't very happy with what you saw.

You probably weren't satisfied at all by what you saw.

Kanie-sama.

I have a favor to ask of you.

I have a request to ask of you.

This park is on the verge of collapse.

I want you to get it back on its feet.

I want you to bring it back to life.

What?

Please become the new manager of Amagi Brilliant Park.

Please become the new head manager of Amagi Brilliant Park.

Me? Manage this place?

Me? You want me to manage this place?

Yes.

You can save this park.

Only you can save this park.

That is what the oracle told us.

That's what our oracle told us.

Oracle?

A divine prophecy.

A prophecy from our god.

We're natives of Maple Land, the realm of magic.

We're beings of Maple Land, the realm of magic.

Maple Land?

Yes.

We came to this Earth from an actual realm of magic.

We came to Earth from an actual realm of magic.

Most of the cast members working here at Amagi Brilliant Park

Most of the cast members that work here at Amagi Brilliant Park

are natives of Maple Land.

are beings of Maple Land.

Huh?

But if we don't attract another 250,000 guests in the next three months,

However, if we don't attract another 250,000 guests in the next three months,

this park will be closed down.

this park will be forced to shut down.

If that comes to pass, we Maple Landers will lose our home

If that happens, we Maple Landers will lose our home

and our means to live.

and our livelihood.

Hang on. Don't just drop this "actual realm of magic" thing on me.

Hang on. Don't talk to me about this "actual realm of magic" nonsense.

I suppose you find it hard to believe.

I suppose it would be hard to believe.

In that case...

In that case, I will bestow you with magic.

Magic?

That's right.

Right.

Kanie-sama...

Please hold still.

Please hold still for a moment.

Kanie-sama?

Kanie-sama?!

Kanie-sama!?

Are you all right?!

Are you all right!?

Isuzu-san, come quick!

Hurry up and bring him inside!

Hurry and take him inside!

Kanie-sama!

My room?

I should go wash my face.

I need to go wash up.

Sis!

NEE-SAN!

Aisu!

Aisu-nee-san!

I know you're in there! Open the door!

Sis!

Nee-san!

Eeeek...

Hey, Sis!

Hey, nee-san!

What do you want at this hour?

What the hell do you want this early?

Why is that girl here?

Nee-san, why is that girl here?

Oh, you mean Isuzu-chan?

She carried you here last night after you fell and knocked yourself out.

She carried you here last night and said you fell and knocked yourself out.

The last train had already left, so I let her stay.

{\i1}But I can't believe Seiya mellowed out enough to go on a date.

{\i1}But I can't believe Seiya became cool enough to go on a date.

{\i1}In the past, it was like he saw all women as the enemy.

{\i1}All this time it was like he saw women as enemies.{\10}

{\i1}But I gotta say, as his guardian, I'm happy for him.

{\i1}But as his guardian, I'm relieved and happy for him.

Aisu?

Aisu-nee-san?

Did you just say something weird?

About me mellowing out or whatever.

Something about me "becoming cool."

Huh? What?

Eh? What?

What're you talking about?

You just said a bunch of things without opening your mouth.

You mumbled several things without moving your mouth.

Oh, I see.

I must still be half-asleep. Looks like I'm not completely sober yet, either.

It must be because I'm still sleepy. And I'm not completely sober yet, as well.

Time to go back to bed!

Oh, but make sure you go to school.

Oh, but please make sure you make it to school.

Later.

Kanie-kun.

You were granted magic powers.

You were definitely granted magic powers.

What?

Believe me now?

Do you believe us now?

Show and Tell: Attractions!

In this segment,

we'll profile Amaburi's merry attractions.

we'll examine Amaburi's grand attractions.

Try to sound a little merrier yourself.

You need to sound more "grand" yourself.

To kick things off,

So to start,

here's Moffle's Candy House.

this is Moffle's Candy House.

It actually has a difficulty setting.

It actually has different difficulty settings.

Oh?

It has easy, normal, hard,

and the most difficult setting of all: insane.

It's so extreme

that it's driven some of our guests crazy.

that several of our guests have been driven crazy.

Shouldn't you fix that?

Shouldn't you really fix that?

By the way, the setting you played on was easy.

By the way Kanie-kun, you were playing on the easy setting.

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Sorry to spring this on you, Kanie Seiya-kun,
but let's go to an amusement park this Sunday.
Wait, are you asking me out on a date?
Yes.
Why the musket?
To keep you from running away.
And you'll kill me if I refuse?
Precisely.
Your reply?
Look, why don't we slow down a little?
Kanie-kun.
Hot!
Your reply?
Different day, same old hunk.
{\an8}Get a load of that guy.
I'd fall for me if I could.
Given my dashing good looks and my top-notch grades at school,
I can see why a transfer student I've never even spoken to
would ask me out on a date.
Let's go.
O-Okay.
Sento Isuzu.
What is it?
Where are we headed?
Amaburi.
Amaburi?
Amagi Brilliant Park.
We can take a bus there from this stop.
I'm leaving.
Mom, that girl's wearing light-blue stripes.
Standard equipment!
Shh!
Be a gentleman and pretend you didn't see anything!
Are you saying you'll kill me if I don't go?
Precisely.
Why that amusement park, of all places?
It's a theme park, to be precise.
Whatever.
Why do we have to go to that shady park?
You just transferred here.
Why are you going to such lengths to ask me out?
I mean, I know I'm an awesome guy,
but there must be more to it than that.
Where'd you even pull that gun from?
Why does it {\i1}have{\i0} to be that amusement park?
More to the point, are you really—
Amagi Brilliant Park, huh?
Have you ever been there?
Maybe once, when I was a little kid.
That's kind of impressive.
{\an8}Next stop, Amagi Brilliant Park.
{\an8}Amagi Brilliant Park.
Wait.
{\an8}Please watch your step when disembarking.
It's the stop after this.
That castle's not the main entrance?
That's a love hotel.
Oh.
What?!
That's a love hotel.
{\i1}She said it twice!
It's a common mistake.
The main gate used to be there,
but the park ended up moving during its renovation around ten years ago,
and the castle was built near the original bus stop.
H-How misleading.
Why not rename the bus stop?
A request was submitted quite some time ago,
but it's been put off for various reasons.
Even though so many guests get off here by mistake.
Guests?
Visitors.
At most theme parks, visitors are called "guests,"
and the staff are "cast members."
Remember that.
Sento Isuzu.
You have some oddly specific knowledge.
Let's go, Kanie-kun.
Big crowd for a Sunday.
This place gets a daily average of 2,110 guests on holidays.
You're awfully well informed.
Let's head to Sorcerers' Hill first.
Sorcerers' Hill?
One of Amaburi's areas.
It's a fairy-tale area of dreams in which mascots from Maple Land, the realm of magic, reside.
That doesn't sound very dreamy at all, Sento Isuzu.
This is Tiramie's Flower Adventure.
Tiramie being the fairy of flowers.
You embark on a heart-cleansing train journey to a world of love and joy.
And that doesn't sound very heart-cleansing at all, Sento Isuzu.
Welcome.
Two, please.
Sure thing.
Looks like the rails are misaligned.
That sounds dangerous!
Indeed.
Welcome to Tiramie's Flower Adventure.
What's this?
Tiramie's supposed to wave to us here,
but he's not around today either.
"Either"?
How many times have you come here, Sento Isuzu?
How'd you like it?
I feel sick.
Next up: Macaron's Music Theater.
Macaron being the fairy of music.
His lovely music and rhythm set one's heart aflutter.
Anyone who listens to him is filled with happiness.
And that doesn't sound very happy—
He takes the day off whenever he doesn't feel inspired.
A true artist.
And you're fine with that?!
Next is Moffle's Candy House.
Moffle being the fairy of candy.
He's also Amaburi's lead mascot.
Eating his sweets will fill you with hopes and dreams.
And that—
Welcome to Moffle's!
Unfortunately, this store is infested with mischievous mice.
Punish them with your magic water pistol.
A shooting game, huh?
I just have to shoot them with this, right?
Right.
I rule at these games.
My reflexes will knock your thigh-high socks off.
Let the battle begin!
Battle?
They're fast!
I hit one!
Food storage is next.
Stay on your toes.
Hey, this is way too difficult!
Focus.
I've seen broken games before...
but this is ridiculous!
Too bad.
You didn't kill very many of them.
I was {\i1}killing{\i0} them?
Wasn't I supposed to just punish them?
Yes, killing.
The more mice you kill,
the better your prize will be.
That is one dark premise.
Don't talk about killing in a family-oriented world.
It's disturbing.
That said, Moffle is very grateful to you.
Take a picture with him to mark the occasion, okay?
You can take a picture with Moffle here.
I'm not exactly interested in getting my photo taken with some costumed character.
Just meet him.
I'm sure you'll enjoy his company.
Are there actually people out there who enjoy this attraction?
Of course.
Look at all these pictures of the highest-scoring guests.
I can see a very clear trend among those visitors.
Moffle, the fairy of candy.
The lead mascot of this park.
Oh?
What's wrong?
Nothing.
{\i1}Why is he getting on my nerves?
We want to take a picture.
Is that okay?
Wait, why aren't you in the picture with us?
What's with the attitude?
We're your guests, you know.
Calm down, Kanie-kun.
Don't worry.
I am calm.
I won't freak out or anything.
This sucks.
I'm outta here.
I have no time to waste on this walking copyright violation.
Moffle hates being called a rip-off more than anything.
What kind of mascot throws a camera at his guest?!
And what's with the "bring it" pose?
Okay, that's it.
Prepare yourself!
Knock it off.
{\i1}I got shot?
{\i1}She actually shot me!
{\i1}Am I going to die...
{\i1}over something so pointless?
Not a scratch?
Going any further will put lives at risk.
Don't stain this house of hopes and dreams with your blood.
{\i1}What{\i0} hopes and dreams?!
And you're one to talk, Ms. Trigger-Happy!
How do you feel, Kanie-kun,
now that you and Moffle have conversed with your fists?
"Conversed"? He just hit me for no reason!
Think you can be friends?
Hell no!
Right back at you.
Huh? He can talk?
Well, whatever.
I got the picture we came for.
Let's move on.
The picture?
What's his problem?
Worst mascot ever.
You think?
He's just a violent rat with a hat.
Yeesh.
There's gotta be some kinda hoodlum inside that thing.
There's nobody inside.
What?
I'm talking about Moffle.
There's nobody inside.
Oh, so it's one of those things.
You try not to disillusion kids by insisting there's no actor inside.
That it's a real fairy.
Talk about clichéd.
That's not it.
There really is nobody inside.
He came here from the realm of magic.
The realm of magic, eh?
Okay, okay.
I'll leave it at that.
This is Elementario, the indoor theater
where four fairies take the stage.
Their perfect dance moves and scintillating wire action are the real highlights.
I'm Muse, the fairy of water!
Thank you for coming to Elementario today!
I'm Sylphy, the fairy of wind!
Let's be friends!
I'm the fairy of earth, Koboli.
Um, pleased to meet you.
I'm Salama.
The fairy of fire.
How's everyone doing?
{\an8}Fine!
Sure sounds like it!
All right!
Let's get this show on the road!
This is painful to watch.
They're used to it.
Let's move on.
The Heart-Pounding Coaster.
A raging bullet train of thrills and excitement.
Scared?
You must be joking.
Oh?
Let's take a ride, then.
Did your heart skip a beat?
Not once.
Oh?
Let's move on.
Brilliant Market.
It's packed to the brim with Amaburi's latest merchandise.
This stuff is so last century.
Rascal Square.
A free-activity space bursting with the smiles of children.
I'm not seeing it.
Free Fall.
The speed's been limited so even little kids can enjoy the ride.
{\i1}Too{\i0} limited.
Coffee Cup.
Amaburi's is known for its speed and thrills.
I'm about to thrill up my lunch!
That was beyond awful!
You seem upset.
Well, duh!
Every attraction here is miserable!
Terrible service. Atrocious facilities.
The love hotel next door looks way better!
Besides, this theme park doesn't get what entertainment is all about.
I bet they think they just have to trick a few kids and that'll be that.
However, tricking kids isn't easy!
It's not something you can half-ass!
You need conviction and determination!
And this place has absolutely none of that!
If you wanna make people dream,
you gotta start by believing in that dream yourself!
In other words...
"If you wanna make people dream,
you gotta start by believing in that dream yourself"?
Harsh, but true.
Though it doesn't sound like something a high schooler would come up with.
They're not my words.
I read it in some book.
I thought you were in a bad mood
because you were coerced by some crazy girl into walking aimlessly around the park.
At least you're aware of how much of a pain you're being.
But you're upset for an entirely different reason.
You seem to be mad at this theme park itself.
How strange.
Kanie Seiya.
Amagi High, Class 2-4.
Sixteen years old.
Lives with one older female relative.
Where's this coming from?
Handsome, smart, and athletic.
Right. What about it?
Talented and versatile,
can do most things well.
But an extreme narcissist.
Loves himself to the point of turning others off.
Hey.
As such, he has no friends or significant other.
Wha—
Has no one to meet for lunch, so he's always eating alone.
How do you know that much about me?
I've done extensive research.
What's the meaning of this? Why would you investigate me?
Kodama Seiya.
I hear there used to be a talented child actor with that name.
The kind of kid any adult would be proud of.
But five years ago, he suddenly retired.
He should be a high schooler now. If he were to see the state this park's in,
I wonder what he'd say.
I see.
So you brought me here, knowing full well who I was.
Precisely.
I don't know what it is you're after,
but this Kodama Seiya of yours died a long time ago.
He vanished into thin air.
If you think you can use that idiotic child actor to your advantage,
then you're wasting your time.
I'm leaving.
Feel free to threaten me with that gun of yours.
Wait.
Eat these before you go.
It'd be a waste to let them go cold.
I couldn't care less about croquettes.
Just eat them.
{\i1}The crust isn't very thick, but it's nice and crisp.
{\i1}The filling's soft and juicy.
{\i1}The minced meat and mashed potatoes combine to form the most exquisite flavor!
Delicious, right?
Y-Yeah.
They're made here.
You can't find this taste anywhere else.
Don't tell me {\i1}you{\i0} made them.
No, someone else did.
Would you like to meet them before you leave?
I knew you had something to do with this place.
I didn't tell you?
Well, I figured it out from the way you talked.
Where are we going?
The roof of Maple Castle.
We'll find the manager of this park there.
Manager?
Kanie-kun?
What's wrong?
N-Nothing.
I see.
Go talk to her, then.
Go.
Might you be Kanie Seiya-sama?
Yeah, that's me.
My name is Latifa Fullanza.
I'm the manager of this theme park.
Manager?
Yes.
Thank you for taking the time to come here today.
Don't mention it.
Did you make those croquettes?
Yes.
I make them every day,
in hope that our guests will enjoy themselves a little bit more.
Look, I'm not really sure where all this is going.
What do you want from me?
Who {\i1}are{\i0} you?
Did you get a good look at Amagi Brilliant Park?
Good enough to get sick of it.
What did you think?
I'm not sure what to say.
I can tell.
You probably weren't very happy with what you saw.
Kanie-sama.
I have a favor to ask of you.
This park is on the verge of collapse.
I want you to get it back on its feet.
What?
Please become the new manager of Amagi Brilliant Park.
Me? Manage this place?
Yes.
You can save this park.
That is what the oracle told us.
Oracle?
A divine prophecy.
We're natives of Maple Land, the realm of magic.
Maple Land?
Yes.
We came to this Earth from an actual realm of magic.
Most of the cast members working here at Amagi Brilliant Park
are natives of Maple Land.
Huh?
But if we don't attract another 250,000 guests in the next three months,
this park will be closed down.
If that comes to pass, we Maple Landers will lose our home
and our means to live.
Hang on. Don't just drop this "actual realm of magic" thing on me.
I suppose you find it hard to believe.
In that case...
In that case, I will bestow you with magic.
Magic?
That's right.
Kanie-sama...
Please hold still.
Kanie-sama?
Kanie-sama?!
Are you all right?!
Isuzu-san, come quick!
Hurry up and bring him inside!
Kanie-sama!
Kanie-sama!
My room?
I should go wash my face.
Sis!
Aisu!
I know you're in there! Open the door!
Sis!
Eeeek...
Hey, Sis!
What do you want at this hour?
Why is that girl here?
Oh, you mean Isuzu-chan?
She carried you here last night after you fell and knocked yourself out.
The last train had already left, so I let her stay.
{\i1}But I can't believe Seiya mellowed out enough to go on a date.
{\i1}In the past, it was like he saw all women as the enemy.
{\i1}But I gotta say, as his guardian, I'm happy for him.
Aisu?
Did you just say something weird?
About me mellowing out or whatever.
Huh? What?
What're you talking about?
You just said a bunch of things without opening your mouth.
Oh, I see.
I must still be half-asleep. Looks like I'm not completely sober yet, either.
Time to go back to bed!
Oh, but make sure you go to school.
Later.
Kanie-kun.
You were granted magic powers.
What?
Believe me now?
Show and Tell: Attractions!
In this segment,
we'll profile Amaburi's merry attractions.
Try to sound a little merrier yourself.
To kick things off,
here's Moffle's Candy House.
It actually has a difficulty setting.
Oh?
It has easy, normal, hard,
and the most difficult setting of all: insane.
It's so extreme
that it's driven some of our guests crazy.
Shouldn't you fix that?
By the way, the setting you played on was easy.

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I apologize for asking you so suddenly, Kanie Seiya-kun,
but I want us to go to an amusement park this Sunday.
Wait, are you asking me to go on a date?
Yes.
So why the musket?
So you won't run away.
And you'll shoot if I refuse?
Precisely.
Your answer?
Wait, let's slow down a seco-
Kanie-kun.
Hot!
Your answer?
Different day, same cool guy.
{\an8}Look at that weirdo.
I'm very irresistible myself.
Given that I have top grades, and am handsome to boot,
it's understandable how a transfer student, who's never spoken to me,
would want to go on a date with me.
Let's go.
R-Right.
Sento Isuzu.
What is it?
Where exactly are we going?
Amaburi.
Amaburi?
Amagi Brilliant Park.
We can get to it by taking the bus from here.
I'm going home.
Mama, that girl's wearing light-blue striped undies.
Standard equipment!
Shh!
Be polite and pretend you didn't see them!
So you're saying you'll kill me if I don't go?
Precisely.
But why take me to that decrepit amusement park?
To be precise, it's a theme park.
Like I care.
Why must we go to that questionable park?
You're just a new transfer student.
Why are you so desperate just to go on a date?
I know I'm a handsome stud,
but there must be more to it than that.
And where the hell were you hiding that gun?
Why does it {\i1}have{\i0} to be that amusement park?
More importantly, are you really-
Amagi Brilliant Park, huh?
Have you ever been there?
I believe I went there once when I was a little kid.
That looks pretty impressive.
{\an8\i1}Next stop, Amagi Brilliant Park.
{\an8\i1}Amagi Brilliant Park.
Wait.
{\an8\i1}Please watch your step when disembarking.
It's the stop after this.
That castle's not the main entrance?
That's a love hotel.
Oh.
What?!
That's a love hotel.
{\i1}She said it twice!
It's a common mistake.
That's where the main gate use to be,
but the park had to move it after its renovation ten years ago,
and that castle was built near the original bus stop.
H-How misleading.
Why didn't they rename bus stop?
They had a request submitted quite some time ago,
but it's been delayed several times for some reason.
Even though so many guests get off there by mistake.
Guests?
Visitors.
Most theme parks call visitors "guests,"
and the staff are "cast members."
Remember that.
Sento Isuzu.
You're knowledge is rater specific.
Let's go, Kanie-kun.
Quite crowded for a Sunday.
This place gets a daily average of 2,110 guests on holidays.
You're well informed.
Let's head to Sorcerers' Hill first.
Sorcerers' Hill?
One of Amaburi's areas.
It's a fairy-tale area of dreams in which mascots from Maple Land, the realm of magic, live and work.
That doesn't sound very inspiring at all, Sento Isuzu.
This is Tiramie's Flower Adventure.
Tiramie being the fairy of flowers.
You take a heart-cleansing fancy train ride to a world filled with love and joy.
That didn't sound very heart-cleansing at all, Sento Isuzu.
Welcome.
Two, please.
Right.
Looks like the rails have come lose.
That's dangerous!
Indeed. Dangerous.
We..come to Tira..ie's Fl..er ..venture.
What's this?
That's the spot where Tiramie's supposed to wave to everyone,
but she's not here today again.
"Again?"
How many times have you come here, Sento Isuzu?
How was it?
Terrible.
Next up: Macaron's Music Theater.
Macaron being the fairy of music.
His lovely music and rhythm set one's heart aflutter.
Anyone who listens to him is filled with happiness.
And that sounds like the opposite of happy-
When he doesn't feel inspired he closes up.
A true artist.
And that's fine with you!?
Next is Moffle's Candy House.
Moffle being the fairy of candy.
He's also Amaburi's lead mascot.
Eating his sweets will fill you with hopes and dreams.{also calories}
And that-
{\i1}Welcome to Moffle's!
{\i1}Sadly, his store is infested with mischievous mice.
{\i1}Punish them with your magic water pistol.
A shooting game, huh?
So I just to shoot them with this, right?
Right.
I'm an expert at these games.
My reflexes are so fast they'll knock your socks off.
{\i1}Let the battle begin!
A battle?
They're fast!
I hit one!
The pantry is next.
Keep your wits.
Hey hey! This is set to hard mode!
Just focus.
I've seen cheating games before...
but this takes the cake!
{\i1}Too bad.
{\i1}You didn't kill very many of them{\i0}.
I was {\i1}killing{\i0} them?
Wasn't I just punishing them?
Yes, killing.
The more mice you kill,
the better your prize will be.
What's with that dark basis.
You shouldn't talk about killing in a family setting.
It's a disturbing thought.
{\i1}That said, Moffle is very grateful to you.
{\i1}Take a picture with him to mark the occasion, okay?
You can have your picture taken with Moffle here.
I'm not really interested in having my photo taken with some costumed character.
Just meet him please.
I'm sure you'll enjoy his company.
Are there really people who like this kind of attraction?
Of course.
Look at all these pictures of the highest-scoring guests.
I can see the pattern with all of them.
Moffle, the fairy of candy.
The lead mascot of this park.
Oh?
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Why am I getting upset just looking at him?
We'd like to have our picture taken.
Is that okay?
Wait, aren't you supposed to be in the picture with us?
What's with the attitude?
We're your guests, you know.
Calm down, Kanie-kun.
Right.
I AM calm.
I won't go and lose my temper.
This sucks.
I'm leaving.
I have no time to waste with this blatant copyright violation.
Moffle hates being called a copyright violation the most.
What kind of mascot throws a camera at his guest?!{because of that}
And why's he doing the "come at me bro" pose?
Okay, you asked for it.
Prepare yourself!
Stop it now.
{\i1}I got shot?
{\i1}She actually shot me!
{\i1}Am I going to die...
{\i1}over something so pointless?
No wound?
Any more and it could have been fatal.
Don't splatter this house of hopes and dreams with your blood.
{\i1}What{\i0} hopes and dreams?!
And you're one to talk, Ms. Attempted Murderess!
So, Kanie-kun,
How do you feel after you and Moffle have connected with your fists?
"Connected?" He just hit me for no damn reason!
Think you can be friends?
Hell no!
I can say the same to you.
Eh? He can talk?
Well, whatever.
I got the picture we came for.
Let's move on.
The picture?
What's his problem?
He's the worst mascot.
You think so?
He's just a violent rat with a bowler.
Sheesh.
There's gotta be some punk ass kid dressed in that thing.
Nobody "wears" him.
What?
I'm talking about Moffle.
Nobody "wears" him.
Oh, it's that kind of act.
You keep the act going for the kids by telling them there's no one inside.
"He's a real fairy."
Talk about cliche.
That's not it.
There really is nobody inside.
He came here from the land of magic.
The land of magic, eh?
Okay, okay.
I won't push it any further.
This is the indoor theater, Elementario
This is where four fairies preform stage.
Their perfect dance moves and dazzling wire acts are the show's highlights.
I'm Muse, the fairy of water!
Thank you for coming to Elementario today!
I'm Sylphy, the fairy of wind!
Let's be friends!
I'm the fairy of earth, Koboli.
Um, pleased to meet you.
I'm Salama.
The fairy of fire.
Everyone! How are you doing?
{\an8}Fine!
Sure sounds like you're doing great!
All right!
Let's get this show on the road!
This hurts to watch.
They're used to it.{it's always like this}
Let's move on.
The Doki-Doki Coaster.
A raging roller-coaster with thrills and a lot of excitement.
Scared?
You've got to be kidding.
Oh?
Let's take a ride, then.
Is your heart pounding?
Not a bit.
Oh?
Let's move on.
Brilliant Market.
It's stuffed with all the Amaburi merchandise you could ever want.
This stuff is so out of date.
Rascal Square.
A dedicated free space overflowing with the smiles of children.
I'm not seeing it.
Free Fall.
The speed's been slowed so even little kids can enjoy the ride.
{\i1}Too{\i0} slow.
Coffee Cup.
Amaburi prides itself on its speed and thrills.
This is frightening not thrilling!
That was terrible!
You seem upset.
Of course I am!
Every attraction is either ridiculous or the worst!
Terrible service. Atrocious facilities.
The love hotel makes for a better attraction!
Besides, this theme park doesn't get what entertainment is all about.
I bet they think they just have to trick a few kids and they'll get by fine.
However, "tricking" kids isn't the way to do it!
This isn't something to go about half-assed!
You need conviction and determination!
And this place lacks them both!
If you want to make people believe your dream,
you've got to start by believing in that dream yourself!
In other words...{—}
"If you want people believe your dream,
you've got to start by believing in that dream yourself?"
Harsh, but true. {it hurts to hear that/weak point for massive damage or something}
Though it doesn't sound like something a high schooler would come up with.{though i don't think a high schooler's capable...}
They're not my words.
I read it in some book.
I thought you were upset
because you were forced by some crazy girl into touring some run down park.
Well at least you get just how annoying you've been.
But you're upset for an entirely different reason.
You seem more upset with this theme park instead.
How strange.
Kanie Seiya.
Amagi High, Class 2-4.
Sixteen years old.
You live with one older female relative.
How do you know?
Handsome, smart, and athletic.
Right. What about it?
Talented and versatile,
a Jack-of-all trades.
But an extreme narcissist.
Admires himself to the point of alienating others.
Hey.
He has no friends or girlfriend.
Wha-
Has no one to meet for lunch, so he's always eating alone.
How do you know so much about me?
I've done extensive research.
What's the meaning of this? Why would you investigate me?
Kodama Seiya.
There was once a famous child actor with that name.
The kind of kid any parent would be proud of.
But he suddenly retired five years ago.
He should be in high school now. I wonder what he would say,
if he saw the sorry state of this park.
I see.
So you knew full well who I was when you brought me here.
Precisely.
I don't know what you are planning,
but this Kodama Seiya you speak of no longer exists.
He disappeared long ago.
If you're thinking of having that child actor join this place,
then you're wasting your time.
I'm leaving.
It doesn't even matter if you threaten me with your guns.
Wait.
At least eat these before you leave.
It'd be a waste if you don't eat them.
Who cares about some stupid croquettes.
Just eat them.
{\i1}The crust isn't very thick, but it's nice and crisp.
{\i1}The filling's fluffy and juicy.
{\i1}The minced meat and mashed potatoes combine to create a superb flavor!
Delicious, right?
Y-Yeah.
They're specially made here.
You can't find them anywhere else.
Don't tell me {\i1}you{\i0} made them.
No, someone else.
Would you like to meet them before you leave?
I knew you had something to do with this place.
I never told you?
Well, it was the way you talked about this place.
Where are we going?
The roof of Maple Castle.
We'll find the head manager of this park there.
Head manager?
Kanie-kun?
Something wrong?
N-Nothing.
I see.
Go talk with her, then.
Go.
Are you the Kanie Seiya-sama?
Yeah, that's right.
My name is Latifa Fullanza.
I'm the head manager of this theme park.
Head manager?
Yes.
Thank you for taking the time to come here today.
Ah. Yeah.
So you made those croquettes?
Yes.
I make them every day,
in hopes that our guests can enjoy themselves a little bit more.
Look, I'm not really sure what's going on here.
What is it you want with me?
Who {\i1}are{\i0} you?
Did you have a good look around, during your tour of Amagi Brilliant Park?
Yeah. So much that I'm sick of it.
What did you think?
I'm not really sure how to word it.
I can tell.
You probably weren't satisfied at all by what you saw.
Kanie-sama.
I have a request to ask of you.
This park is on the verge of collapse.
I want you to bring it back to life.
What?
Please become the new head manager of Amagi Brilliant Park.
Me? You want me to manage this place?
Yes.
Only you can save this park.
That's what our oracle told us.
Oracle?
A prophecy from our god.
We're beings of Maple Land, the realm of magic.
Maple Land?
Yes.
We came to Earth from an actual realm of magic.
Most of the cast members that work here at Amagi Brilliant Park
are beings of Maple Land.
Huh?
However, if we don't attract another 250,000 guests in the next three months,
this park will be forced to shut down.
If that happens, we Maple Landers will lose our home
and our livelihood.
Hang on. Don't talk to me about this "actual realm of magic" nonsense.
I suppose it would be hard to believe.
In that case...
In that case, I will bestow you with magic.
Magic?
Right.
Kanie-sama...
Please hold still for a moment.
Kanie-sama?
Kanie-sama!?
Are you all right!?
Isuzu-san, come quick!
Hurry and take him inside!
Kanie-sama!
Kanie-sama!
My room?
I need to go wash up.
NEE-SAN!
Aisu-nee-san!
I know you're in there! Open the door!
Nee-san!
Eeeek...
Hey, nee-san!
What the hell do you want this early?
Nee-san, why is that girl here?
Oh, you mean Isuzu-chan?
She carried you here last night and said you fell and knocked yourself out.
The last train had already left, so I let her stay.
{\i1}But I can't believe Seiya became cool enough to go on a date.
{\i1}All this time it was like he saw women as enemies.{\10}
{\i1}But as his guardian, I'm relieved and happy for him.
Aisu-nee-san?
Did you just say something weird?
Something about me "becoming cool."
Eh? What?
What're you talking about?
You mumbled several things without moving your mouth.
Oh, I see.
It must be because I'm still sleepy. And I'm not completely sober yet, as well.
Time to go back to bed!
Oh, but please make sure you make it to school.
Later.
Kanie-kun.
You were definitely granted magic powers.
What?
Do you believe us now?
Show and Tell: Attractions!
In this segment,
we'll examine Amaburi's grand attractions.
You need to sound more "grand" yourself.
So to start,
this is Moffle's Candy House.
It actually has different difficulty settings.
Oh?
It has easy, normal, hard,
and the most difficult setting of all: insane.
It's so extreme
that several of our guests have been driven crazy.
Shouldn't you really fix that?
By the way Kanie-kun, you were playing on the easy setting.